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There Was a Crooked Man

Between this placeand the nearest town... ...there's 50 miles of crap and cactus. One man...

Between this place
and the nearest town... ...there's 50 miles of crap and cactus. One man on the loose out there...
You're too smart for that

Full Transcript

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Between this place and the nearest town...
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...there's 50 miles of crap and cactus.
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One man on the loose out there... You're too smart for that.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
119
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:22
Uploaded
Jan 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, western
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A charming but totally ruthless criminal is sent to a remote Arizona prison. He enlists the help of his cellmates in an escape attempt with the promise of sharing his hidden loot.
Paris, whatever that is that you're drawing, you can see it clear across the yard. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:19
Paris, whatever that is that you're drawing, you can se...
Pick it up. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:10
Pick it up.
What's going on? - There Was a Crooked Man 00:06
What's going on?
What's troubling you, Ah-Ping? - There Was a Crooked Man 00:11
What's troubling you, Ah-Ping?
Ah Ping hold it - There Was a Crooked Man 00:52
Ah Ping hold it
Why don't you go back to the cell and take it easy? - There Was a Crooked Man 00:05
Why don't you go back to the cell and take it easy?
See you in my quarters after supper. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:06
See you in my quarters after supper.
Why do you work at it so hard proving to yourself you're a son of a bitch - There Was a Crooked Man 00:19
Why do you work at it so hard proving to yourself...
Listen. I've had this thing on for 35 years... - There Was a Crooked Man 00:17
Listen. I've had this thing on for 35 years...
Oh, my God. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:07
Oh, my God.
Hey, cut that out, Kid. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:07
Hey, cut that out, Kid.
Damn it. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:13
Damn it.
Which of these is the freshest - There Was a Crooked Man 00:13
Which of these is the freshest
It's gonna be all right. All right. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:27
It's gonna be all right. All right.
Yeah, but she ain't got much in the chest department. She's an angel, stupid. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:11
Yeah, but she ain't got much in the chest department. S...
You know, you ought to forget about them angels, Whinner, and just draw tits. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:07
You know, you ought to forget about them angels, Whinner, an...
That ain't how I remember them. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:18
That ain't how I remember them.
Put this man on the rock pile. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:28
Put this man on the rock pile.
Poor old McNutt. Hell, all he's trying to do is turn an honest dollar. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:18
Poor old McNutt. Hell, all he's trying to do is turn an...
- How are you today, Otis? - One more step and I'll blow your head off. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:06
- How are you today, Otis? - One more step and I'll blo...