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There Was a Crooked Man

Damn it. Which of these is the freshest?Well, I wouldn't let a cow drink outof any of them

Damn it. Which of these is the freshest?
Well, I wouldn't let a cow drink out
of any of them

Full Transcript

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Damn it.
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Which of these is the freshest? Well, I wouldn't let a cow drink out of any of them.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
145
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:45
Uploaded
Jan 23, 2025
Genres
comedy, western
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A charming but totally ruthless criminal is sent to a remote Arizona prison. He enlists the help of his cellmates in an escape attempt with the promise of sharing his hidden loot.
Which of these is the freshest - There Was a Crooked Man 00:13
Which of these is the freshest
It's gonna be all right. All right. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:27
It's gonna be all right. All right.
Yeah, but she ain't got much in the chest department. She's an angel, stupid. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:11
Yeah, but she ain't got much in the chest department. S...
You know, you ought to forget about them angels, Whinner, and just draw tits. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:07
You know, you ought to forget about them angels, Whinner, an...
That ain't how I remember them. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:18
That ain't how I remember them.
Put this man on the rock pile. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:28
Put this man on the rock pile.
Poor old McNutt. Hell, all he's trying to do is turn an honest dollar. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:18
Poor old McNutt. Hell, all he's trying to do is turn an...
- How are you today, Otis? - One more step and I'll blow your head off. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:06
- How are you today, Otis? - One more step and I'll blo...
How are them angels coming along? - There Was a Crooked Man 00:11
How are them angels coming along?
What are you laughing at? He was gonna blow my head off. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:06
What are you laughing at? He was gonna blow my head off.
It's a wonder your back ain't broke. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:16
It's a wonder your back ain't broke.
Oh, Paris. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:32
Oh, Paris.
Now, just stop it. - Stop what? - The con. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:10
Now, just stop it. - Stop what? - The con.
They're killing me by inches Dudley You'll outlive us all - There Was a Crooked Man 00:16
They're killing me by inches Dudley You'll outlive...
Cyrus! - There Was a Crooked Man 00:11
Cyrus!
I gotta get out. I gotta get out. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:15
I gotta get out. I gotta get out.
What are you working on now? - There Was a Crooked Man 00:10
What are you working on now?
Dudley, how are you fixed for paint? - There Was a Crooked Man 00:07
Dudley, how are you fixed for paint?
Come on, boys, break it up. Break it up. Boys. - There Was a Crooked Man 00:21
Come on, boys, break it up. Break it up. Boys.
Don't tell me you can't make speeches You could talk a coyote out of a chicken - There Was a Crooked Man 00:10
Don't tell me you can't make speeches You could...