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"There's Something About Mary" quotes

There's Something About Mary poster
A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Ed Decter, John J. Strauss, Peter Farrelly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $176,484,651
Released: 15 Jul 1998
Awards: 17 wins & 17 nominations

61 video clips

HitchhikerTedPat HealyMaryDetective StablerDetective KrevoyHealyWarrenMagdaDomCharlie JensenBrett FavreSullyJonathanBrendaCell Block BitchTuckerLisa
It's just a job really Something to keep me moving - There's Something About Mary 00:22 It's just a job really Something to keep me moving I'm Detective Stabler This is Krevoy Look I didn't solicit any sex okay - There's Something About Mary 00:34 I'm Detective Stabler This is Krevoy Look I didn't... Really Where would I have seen your work - There's Something About Mary 00:33 Really Where would I have seen your work I couldn't believe it She knew my name - There's Something About Mary 00:07 I couldn't believe it She knew my name Japan What's happening in Japan Why is she going to Japan - There's Something About Mary 00:23 Japan What's happening in Japan Why is she going to... He's got a lot of energy Yeah - There's Something About Mary 00:04 He's got a lot of energy Yeah Have you seen my baseball - There's Something About Mary 00:04 Have you seen my baseball What are you doing here Well that's a funny story - There's Something About Mary 00:23 What are you doing here Well that's a funny story I never told you that - There's Something About Mary 00:08 I never told you that Hey what are you doing tonight Do you think you wanna I don't know - There's Something About Mary 00:16 Hey what are you doing tonight Do you think you wanna I... Is it the frank or the beans Right - There's Something About Mary 00:13 Is it the frank or the beans Right Brett What the hell is Brett Favre doing here - There's Something About Mary 00:08 Brett What the hell is Brett Favre doing here Why can't I ever get a girl like Mary - There's Something About Mary 00:05 Why can't I ever get a girl like Mary Wait How many is this - There's Something About Mary 00:15 Wait How many is this And I still wanna look her up - There's Something About Mary 00:17 And I still wanna look her up You choke the chicken before any big date don't you - There's Something About Mary 00:34 You choke the chicken before any big date don't you But you're married You have a wife beautiful kids - There's Something About Mary 00:09 But you're married You have a wife beautiful kids Well how the hell did you get the beans above the frank I mean - There's Something About Mary 00:06 Well how the hell did you get the beans above the frank I... My real passion is my hobby Really What's that - There's Something About Mary 00:36 My real passion is my hobby Really What's that Husband negative - There's Something About Mary 00:13 Husband negative From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a whole new light - There's Something About Mary 00:09 From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a... Miami What are you doing in Miami - There's Something About Mary 00:23 Miami What are you doing in Miami Is that - There's Something About Mary 00:07 Is that Ted He was masturbating - There's Something About Mary 00:05 Ted He was masturbating What about Brett Favre - There's Something About Mary 00:07 What about Brett Favre His friends would say Stop whining they've had enough of that - There's Something About Mary 00:24 His friends would say Stop whining they've had enough... Touchdown Hi Mary - There's Something About Mary 00:31 Touchdown Hi Mary Last time I had a Pap smear - There's Something About Mary 00:07 Last time I had a Pap smear I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough energy - There's Something About Mary 00:21 I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough... Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this - There's Something About Mary 00:06 Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've... Think about it He never even looked her up down there - There's Something About Mary 00:09 Think about it He never even looked her up down there Hey Tracy how are the twins Fuck you Norm - There's Something About Mary 00:08 Hey Tracy how are the twins Fuck you Norm You're gonna pay fucker - There's Something About Mary 00:04 You're gonna pay fucker Oh man This is like group therapy or something - There's Something About Mary 00:06 Oh man This is like group therapy or something Well I know he's a little different but that's what I like about him - There's Something About Mary 00:23 Well I know he's a little different but that's... You've been to Nepal - There's Something About Mary 00:11 You've been to Nepal How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy Brett - There's Something About Mary 00:37 How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy Brett But they don't have any other meat on sticks - There's Something About Mary 00:23 But they don't have any other meat on sticks You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary - There's Something About Mary 00:05 You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary Hey you wanna go upstairs and watch SportsCenter - There's Something About Mary 00:13 Hey you wanna go upstairs and watch SportsCenter I had my window - There's Something About Mary 00:04 I had my window You would not believe all the pussy down here - There's Something About Mary 00:10 You would not believe all the pussy down here What do you think your shit don't stink No I don't think I mean yesm it doe - There's Something About Mary 00:06 What do you think your shit don't stink No I don't... Yeah See that's great - There's Something About Mary 00:20 Yeah See that's great You heard of this thing the 8 Minute Abs - There's Something About Mary 01:03 You heard of this thing the 8 Minute Abs Don't make me have to open a can of whup ass on you - There's Something About Mary 00:04 Don't make me have to open a can of whup ass on you We had a deal You said you wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you - There's Something About Mary 00:10 We had a deal You said you wouldn't fuck me and I... Did you really mean what you said up there - There's Something About Mary 00:38 Did you really mean what you said up there I mean you're in therapy thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever - There's Something About Mary 00:11 I mean you're in therapy thinking you blew it with the... Does he bite A little bit - There's Something About Mary 00:06 Does he bite A little bit Just one pair ou owe me that you heartless bitch - There's Something About Mary 00:06 Just one pair ou owe me that you heartless bitch When I was 16 years old I fell in love - There's Something About Mary 00:05 When I was 16 years old I fell in love Listen to this one - There's Something About Mary 00:21 Listen to this one Woogie's got a sense of humor - There's Something About Mary 00:03 Woogie's got a sense of humor

Cast

Mary - Cameron Diaz
Healy - Matt Dillon
Ted - Ben Stiller
Tucker - Lee Evans
Dom - Chris Elliott
All Cast