Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!
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Mary:
Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!
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Why can't I ever get a girl like Mary
Clip duration: 5 seconds
Views: 411
Timestamp in movie: 01h 52m 04s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.
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00:04 Don't make me have to open a can of whup ass on you
00:15 Wait How many is this
00:17 And I still wanna look her up
00:34 You choke the chicken before any big date don't you
00:09 But you're married You have a wife beautiful kids
00:06 Well how the hell did you get the beans above the frank I...
00:36 My real passion is my hobby Really What's that
00:13 Husband negative
00:09 From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a...
00:23 Miami What are you doing in Miami
00:07 Is that
00:05 Ted He was masturbating
00:07 What about Brett Favre
00:06 Does he bite A little bit
00:24 His friends would say Stop whining they've had enough...
00:38 Did you really mean what you said up there
00:31 Touchdown Hi Mary
00:07 Last time I had a Pap smear
00:21 I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough...
00:06 Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've...