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There's Something About Mary

He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the...

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He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time!

Full Transcript

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He never even looked her up down there
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He was there closing his deal with the Rice A Roni people the whole time
Available in 4 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,227
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:11
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.

Actors

Ben Stiller
Ted
Ben Stiller
I had my window - There's Something About Mary 00:04
I had my window
Really Where would I have seen your workWell have you been to uh Well let me see uhSantiago ChileTwice last year Which building's yoursAre you familiar with the soccer stadiumDid you build the Estadio OlímpicoNo just down the street the Celinto Catayente - There's Something About Mary 00:38
Really Where would I have seen your workWell have you been...
You heard of this thing the 8 Minute AbsYeah sure 8 Minute Abs Yeah the exercise videoYeah well this is gonna blow that right out of the water Listen to this7 Minute AbsS S Right YesOkay all right I see where you're goingThink about it You walk into a - There's Something About Mary 01:49
You heard of this thing the 8 Minute AbsYeah sure 8 Minute...
Yeah look I didn't solicit any sex okay I mean this is a huge misunderstandingI was really going out to pee I'm walking in the bushes I trip over this guyand all of a sudden there are all these cops Ted Ted Ted it's okayWe believe youOhan8 Clicks The - There's Something About Mary 02:08
Yeah look I didn't solicit any sex okay I mean this is...
I know he's a little different but that's what I like about himHe dresses like a complete dorkhe chews with his mouth openhe hardly ever says the right thingand he probably farts too Mm hmmThat's what you're looking for is it A farterNo I'm looking for a - There's Something About Mary 00:23
I know he's a little different but that's what I...
What are you doing tonight Do you think maybe you want to maybeI don't know go out to dinner you knowCatch up on old times Didn't we just do thatI'm fucking with you Ted - There's Something About Mary 00:16
What are you doing tonight Do you think maybe you want to...
Don't bet on it Last time I had a pap smearthe guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker - There's Something About Mary 00:11
Don't bet on it Last time I had a pap smearthe guy...
You're gonna pay fucker - There's Something About Mary 00:04
You're gonna pay fucker
You choke the chicken before any big date don't youTell me you spank the monkey before any big date Oh my GodHe doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date NoAre you crazy That's like going out there with a loaded gunOf course that's why you're nervousOh - There's Something About Mary 01:05
You choke the chicken before any big date don't youTell...
Is thatIs that hair gel - There's Something About Mary 00:07
Is thatIs that hair gel
Hey Tracy how are the twins Fuck you NormI like it when you talk dirty to me man Here you go big guy - There's Something About Mary 00:10
Hey Tracy how are the twins Fuck you NormI like it when you...
Wait. How many is this? Four. Four? That seems like an awful lot of speed to give one little pooch. - There's Something About Mary 00:21
Wait. How many is this? Four. Four? That seems like an awful...
Hey you wanna go upstairs and watch SportsCenterUhYou know I think I'm just gonna quit while I'm aheadYou're not that far ahead Ted - There's Something About Mary 00:12
Hey you wanna go upstairs and watch SportsCenterUhYou know I...
But they don't have any other meat on sticks - There's Something About Mary 00:23
But they don't have any other meat on sticks
And I wouldn't fuck you until we got this fuck outta the fuckin' picture - There's Something About Mary 00:07
And I wouldn't fuck you until we got this fuck outta...
How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy BrettWait BrettAre you sayin' that Brett didn't say those things about WarrenAre you shittin' me Mr Goody Two shoesHe was like an Eagle ScoutWait a minute You two should be kissin' my fuckin' hairy - There's Something About Mary 00:37
How the hell do you think I got rid of the last guy...
Groans Geez You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary Hmm - There's Something About Mary 00:07
Groans Geez You ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary...
Just one pair You owe me that you heartless bitch - There's Something About Mary 00:06
Just one pair You owe me that you heartless bitch
Oh man This is like group therapy or somethin' - There's Something About Mary 00:06
Oh man This is like group therapy or somethin'
But you're marriedYou have a wife beautiful kidsTed if you love 'em so much please be my guest - There's Something About Mary 00:11
But you're marriedYou have a wife beautiful kidsTed if...