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Man Narrating When I was 16 years old I fell in love
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There's Something About Mary

When I was 16 years old, I fell in love

Ted:
When I was 16 years old, I fell in love

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Man Narrating When I was 16 years old I fell in love
Available in 5 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
427
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:21
Uploaded
Dec 04, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.

Actors

Ben Stiller
Ted
Ben Stiller
Have you seen my baseball - There's Something About Mary 00:04
Have you seen my baseball
Ted Narrating I couldn't believe that she knew my nameSome of my best friends didn't know my name - There's Something About Mary 00:07
Ted Narrating I couldn't believe that she knew my...
He's got a lot of energy Yeah - There's Something About Mary 00:04
He's got a lot of energy Yeah
Ted From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a whole new lightYou're a fuckin' liar - There's Something About Mary 00:09
Ted From that moment on the guys at school looked at me in a...
It's prom night Woogie's got a sense of humor - There's Something About Mary 00:04
It's prom night Woogie's got a sense of humor
No Don't let me have to open a can of whup ass on you - There's Something About Mary 00:05
No Don't let me have to open a can of whup ass on you
Is it the frank or the beans Right - There's Something About Mary 00:13
Is it the frank or the beans Right
Well how the hell did you get the beans above the frank I mean - There's Something About Mary 00:06
Well how the hell did you get the beans above the frank I...
Ted Warren He was masturbating - There's Something About Mary 00:05
Ted Warren He was masturbating
Yeah See that's great That's That's what I wanta a familyand somebody to you knowLighter FlickingIt must be wonderful having all this huhEach day is better than the next - There's Something About Mary 00:19
Yeah See that's great That's That's what I...
Growls Does he biteA little bit Get in - There's Something About Mary 00:07
Growls Does he biteA little bit Get in
Husband negativeChildren and a Labrador negativeTight little package affirmative - There's Something About Mary 00:13
Husband negativeChildren and a Labrador negativeTight little...
You would not believe all the pussy down here - There's Something About Mary 00:10
You would not believe all the pussy down here
Listen to this one Seeking sensitive WASP doctorto share candlelit dinners long walks in Coconut Grove marriageIs she looking for a corpse You have to be specific when you write thoseYou have to say Seeking deaf mute with you knowthree pound cock and - There's Something About Mary 00:20
Listen to this one Seeking sensitive WASP doctorto share...
I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough energyto take me and Warren to a ball game and eat hot dogsI'm talking sausage hot dogs beer Not light beer but beer That's my ad Print it upMmmFatty who likes beer and golfGeez Mary where you gonna - There's Something About Mary 00:21
I want a guy who can play 36 holes and still have enough...
What do you think your shit don't stinkan8 No I don't think I I mean yes it does I don't Okay - There's Something About Mary 00:09
What do you think your shit don't stinkan8 No I...
Miami What What are you doing in MiamiUh I took a uh job offer Clears ThroatWith who With uhRice A RoniIsn't that the San Francisco treatIt was They're changing their image - There's Something About Mary 00:23
Miami What What are you doing in MiamiUh I took a uh job...
And uh I still want to look her up WhoRoller pig Are you nutsI thought you said she was a real spark plugHmm No no I said butt plugShe's heinous - There's Something About Mary 00:17
And uh I still want to look her up WhoRoller pig Are you...
Japan What is What's happening in Japan Why is she going to JapanOh uh you've heard of mail order brides haven't you Well they go that way tooMary's a What What are they desperate She's a whaleDon't forget It's a sumo culture They pay by the pound - There's Something About Mary 00:24
Japan What is What's happening in Japan Why is she...
I mean here you've been in therapy you know thinking you blew itwith the greatest girl ever and really it turns outthat getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you - There's Something About Mary 00:11
I mean here you've been in therapy you know thinking...