So, uh, Molly... Upper Sweet Side NYC. Does the name ring a bell? Yeah. Little candy...
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Joel:
[at dinner party]
So, uh, Molly...
Molly:
Listen, before you ask me anymore questions from the Icebreaker Handbook, here's the 411: Upper Sweet Side NYC. Does the name ring a bell?
Joel:
Yeah. Little candy shop?
Molly:
Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize, he's a winner! What does he want Johnny? A new car! Yes, that is my store and I put my whole life into it.
Joel:
I had no idea.
Molly:
The only line you care about is the bottom line. Are you the kind of person I feel a strong connection to? Yes. Do I find you cute and funny? Yes. Could you be the guy that I fall for and live with forever? Yes, but the point is you're a corporate robot. And so it is with great pleasure that I say to you, go jump in a lake, meathead!
[chucks water in his face and storms off, everyone gasps]
Joel:
Molly. Wait, Molly!... Shit.
[awkward silence]
Joel:
I'll have what she's having, heh.
Bob:
...You are having what she's having. It's all the same food; the pasta and the beans and the lentils.
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Listen before you ask me any more questions from the Icebreaker Handbook
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here's the 411
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Upper Sweet Side NYC Does the name ring a bell
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Yeah Little candy shop Give the man a prize
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He's a winner What has he won Johnny A new car
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Yes that is my store And I put my whole life into it
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Molly I had no idea
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The only line you care about is the bottom line
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Look are you the kind of person that I feel a strong connection to Yes
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Do I find you cute and funny Yes
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Could you be the guy that I could fall for and live with forever Yes
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But the point is you're a corporate robot
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And so it is with great pleasure that I say to you
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go jump in a lake meathead
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Molly Wait Molly
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Shit
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I'll have what she's having
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You are having what she's having It's all the same food
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The pasta and the beans and the lentils
Clip duration: 61 seconds
Views: 193
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 02s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A small business owner is about to lose her shop to a major corporate development.
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