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I'll tell you what's crazy, folks.
The longer I'm married... the more I'm losing
my single instincts. I was at a party in Hollywood...
big show business party... beautiful blonde starlet
comes up to me. She says, " My husband's away
for the weekend. How about a lift home?" I said, "If you knew he would be away,
you should've made travel arrangements." I have a theory criminals want
to get caught. The Reporter said 18 of the 20
suspects arrested are known... to have organized crime ties. If they don't want to get caught, don't
wear the ties. See what I'm saying?
The longer I'm married... the more I'm losing
my single instincts. I was at a party in Hollywood...
big show business party... beautiful blonde starlet
comes up to me. She says, " My husband's away
for the weekend. How about a lift home?" I said, "If you knew he would be away,
you should've made travel arrangements." I have a theory criminals want
to get caught. The Reporter said 18 of the 20
suspects arrested are known... to have organized crime ties. If they don't want to get caught, don't
wear the ties. See what I'm saying?
Full Transcript
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I'll tell you what's crazy, folks.
The longer I'm married...
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the more I'm losing
my single instincts.
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I was at a party in Hollywood...
big show business party...
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beautiful blonde starlet
comes up to me.
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She says, " My husband's away
for the weekend. How about a lift home?"
00:00:14.413 --> 00:00:17.541
I said, "If you knew he would be away,
you should've made travel arrangements."
00:00:20.052 --> 00:00:21.986
I have a theory criminals want
to get caught.
00:00:22.998 --> 00:00:25.285
The Reporter said 18 of the 20
suspects arrested are known...
00:00:25.358 --> 00:00:27.326
to have organized crime ties.
00:00:27.393 --> 00:00:30.658
If they don't want to get caught, don't
wear the ties. See what I'm saying?
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Movie Summary
Shoe-shiner Gino is hired to take the rap for a mafia murder. Two-bit gangster Jerry watches over Gino and gives him a weekend to remember.
