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All right, Mand? No, I'm not all right. You know
that little old blind man? Yeah. Yeah, when I was
punching him in his face, the lens from his glasses broke
and cut my knuckle. Oh, right. Do you want a tattoo, by the way? Why's that? Oh, I'm a qualified
tattoo artist now, I've got my certificate
this morning. Nice one. Do you want one, then?
Well, yeah, I've always wanted one but I've just got no money. I've been saving up.
No, no, I'd do it for free. Are you serious? Yeah, helps me build up
my portfolio and that. Oh! Why don't you come round
tomorrow afternoon, then? That'd be amazing. All right.
Aw, nice one, Mand, cheers. I'll see you later. Tyson, fuck off! So, there's a house over there that we used to cherry knock at
all the time. But since Graham's wife died,
we don't do it any more cos we don't take the piss
that little old blind man? Yeah. Yeah, when I was
punching him in his face, the lens from his glasses broke
and cut my knuckle. Oh, right. Do you want a tattoo, by the way? Why's that? Oh, I'm a qualified
tattoo artist now, I've got my certificate
this morning. Nice one. Do you want one, then?
Well, yeah, I've always wanted one but I've just got no money. I've been saving up.
No, no, I'd do it for free. Are you serious? Yeah, helps me build up
my portfolio and that. Oh! Why don't you come round
tomorrow afternoon, then? That'd be amazing. All right.
Aw, nice one, Mand, cheers. I'll see you later. Tyson, fuck off! So, there's a house over there that we used to cherry knock at
all the time. But since Graham's wife died,
we don't do it any more cos we don't take the piss
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All right, Mand?
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No, I'm not all right. You know
that little old blind man?
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Yeah. Yeah, when I was
punching him in his face,
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the lens from his glasses broke
and cut my knuckle.
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Oh, right.
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Do you want a tattoo, by the way?
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Why's that? Oh, I'm a qualified
tattoo artist now,
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I've got my certificate
this morning.
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Nice one.
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Do you want one, then?
Well, yeah, I've always wanted one
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but I've just got no money.
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I've been saving up.
No, no, I'd do it for free.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah, helps me build up
my portfolio and that. Oh!
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Why don't you come round
tomorrow afternoon, then?
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That'd be amazing.
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All right.
Aw, nice one, Mand, cheers.
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I'll see you later.
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Tyson, fuck off!
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So, there's a house over there
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that we used to cherry knock at
all the time.
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But since Graham's wife died,
we don't do it any more
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cos we don't take the piss.
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Movie Summary
Comedy exploring the lives of young people in modern-day rural Britain; focusing particularly on Kerry and Kurtan, two cousins living in the Cotswolds.