Don't let Sandra know, but on the last Thursday of everymonth I shag Alan's wife...
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Don't let Sandra know, but on the last Thursday of every
month I shag Alan's wife senseless. He says, "Martin, I can't get it up
no more, "you're hung like an oxen..." Yeah. "..so give her a good
stuffing to stop her nagging." And that's exactly what I does. I gives her the full works. Alan occasionally comes in to get a
pair of socks but personally I think he just comes in
to see how I does it. And afterwards we all go down
the Keeper's and he buys me a pint
month I shag Alan's wife senseless. He says, "Martin, I can't get it up
no more, "you're hung like an oxen..." Yeah. "..so give her a good
stuffing to stop her nagging." And that's exactly what I does. I gives her the full works. Alan occasionally comes in to get a
pair of socks but personally I think he just comes in
to see how I does it. And afterwards we all go down
the Keeper's and he buys me a pint
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Don't let Sandra know,
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but on the last Thursday of every
month I shag Alan's wife senseless.
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He says, "Martin, I can't get it up
no more,
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"you're hung like an oxen..."
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Yeah. "..so give her a good
stuffing to stop her nagging."
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And that's exactly what I does.
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I gives her the full works.
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Alan occasionally comes in to get a
pair of socks but personally I think
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he just comes in
to see how I does it.
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And afterwards we all go down
the Keeper's and he buys me a pint.
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Movie Summary
Comedy exploring the lives of young people in modern-day rural Britain; focusing particularly on Kerry and Kurtan, two cousins living in the Cotswolds.