Oh, here he comes, slithering in,snake in the grass. 'Thing is with Kayleigh, yeah, 'is...
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Oh, here he comes, slithering in,
snake in the grass. 'Thing is with Kayleigh, yeah, 'is that she's got to accept
I'm damaged goods 'and we will have to take it slow, 'but time does heal
even the most cruellest of hearts.' I'm not saying I've got
a cruel heart, but if she ain't willing
to take me as I am rather than the monster I've become,
then she can literally just jog on back to sea with all the other fish
cos I don't care. God, you still haven't
made your mind up? Jeez. It's just a date, mate. That's all it is.
You're not meeting the Queen. 'Me and Kayleigh, we're like
Beauty and the Beast, yeah?' And I'm like the Beast, cos the
Beast has got massive trust issues with being fucked over massive
in the past, yeah? And Slugs is like Gaston... 'No, he's worse than Gaston, 'he's like Gaston's fat, horrible
little sidekick 'that follows him around everywhere
snake in the grass. 'Thing is with Kayleigh, yeah, 'is that she's got to accept
I'm damaged goods 'and we will have to take it slow, 'but time does heal
even the most cruellest of hearts.' I'm not saying I've got
a cruel heart, but if she ain't willing
to take me as I am rather than the monster I've become,
then she can literally just jog on back to sea with all the other fish
cos I don't care. God, you still haven't
made your mind up? Jeez. It's just a date, mate. That's all it is.
You're not meeting the Queen. 'Me and Kayleigh, we're like
Beauty and the Beast, yeah?' And I'm like the Beast, cos the
Beast has got massive trust issues with being fucked over massive
in the past, yeah? And Slugs is like Gaston... 'No, he's worse than Gaston, 'he's like Gaston's fat, horrible
little sidekick 'that follows him around everywhere
Full Transcript
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Oh, here he comes, slithering in,
snake in the grass.
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'Thing is with Kayleigh, yeah,
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'is that she's got to accept
I'm damaged goods
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'and we will have to take it slow,
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'but time does heal
even the most cruellest of hearts.'
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I'm not saying I've got
a cruel heart,
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but if she ain't willing
to take me as I am
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rather than the monster I've become,
then she can literally just jog on
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back to sea with all the other fish
cos I don't care.
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God, you still haven't
made your mind up?
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Jeez. It's just a date, mate.
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That's all it is.
You're not meeting the Queen.
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'Me and Kayleigh, we're like
Beauty and the Beast, yeah?'
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And I'm like the Beast, cos the
Beast has got massive trust issues
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with being fucked over massive
in the past, yeah?
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And Slugs is like Gaston...
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'No, he's worse than Gaston,
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'he's like Gaston's fat, horrible
little sidekick
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'that follows him around everywhere.
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Movie Summary
Comedy exploring the lives of young people in modern-day rural Britain; focusing particularly on Kerry and Kurtan, two cousins living in the Cotswolds.
