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There's a massive pond
in the back of there and two summers ago,
it got really bad algae. 32 grand's worth of Koi carp
just dead in a day. And the algae was thick,
like a pint of cheese. And down there is karate club. On my first day of karate club,
karate master goes to me, "Kerry, "I don't know why you're here
because I can't teach you anything." "If anything, you should be
teaching me." And just gave me his black belt
in the back of there and two summers ago,
it got really bad algae. 32 grand's worth of Koi carp
just dead in a day. And the algae was thick,
like a pint of cheese. And down there is karate club. On my first day of karate club,
karate master goes to me, "Kerry, "I don't know why you're here
because I can't teach you anything." "If anything, you should be
teaching me." And just gave me his black belt
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There's a massive pond
in the back of there
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and two summers ago,
it got really bad algae.
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32 grand's worth of Koi carp
just dead in a day.
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And the algae was thick,
like a pint of cheese.
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And down there is karate club.
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On my first day of karate club,
karate master goes to me, "Kerry,
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"I don't know why you're here
because I can't teach you anything."
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"If anything, you should be
teaching me."
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And just gave me his black belt.
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Movie Summary
Comedy exploring the lives of young people in modern-day rural Britain; focusing particularly on Kerry and Kurtan, two cousins living in the Cotswolds.