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'Yes, I've only known Kayleigh
for one day,' but things move fast in the village.
If you don't snap up your girl fast, some other fella might come
sniffing round it. If I was a dog, I'd piss on her. Not in a harsh way,
but just to mark my territory and warn off other fellas. Right, let me show you
how to blind someone in a fight. Ker! Oi, I told you I don't want
to see you, I'm spending time with my dad. Kayleigh, this is my cousin Kerry. And this is my uncle Martin. Much obliged
for one day,' but things move fast in the village.
If you don't snap up your girl fast, some other fella might come
sniffing round it. If I was a dog, I'd piss on her. Not in a harsh way,
but just to mark my territory and warn off other fellas. Right, let me show you
how to blind someone in a fight. Ker! Oi, I told you I don't want
to see you, I'm spending time with my dad. Kayleigh, this is my cousin Kerry. And this is my uncle Martin. Much obliged
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'Yes, I've only known Kayleigh
for one day,'
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but things move fast in the village.
If you don't snap up your girl fast,
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some other fella might come
sniffing round it.
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If I was a dog, I'd piss on her.
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Not in a harsh way,
but just to mark my territory
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and warn off other fellas.
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Right, let me show you
how to blind someone in a fight.
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Ker! Oi, I told you I don't want
to see you,
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I'm spending time with my dad.
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Kayleigh, this is my cousin Kerry.
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And this is my uncle Martin.
00:00:33.036 --> 00:00:34.052
Much obliged.
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Movie Summary
Comedy exploring the lives of young people in modern-day rural Britain; focusing particularly on Kerry and Kurtan, two cousins living in the Cotswolds.