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'Yes, I've only known Kayleighfor one day,' but things move fast in the village.If you...

'Yes, I've only known Kayleigh
for one day,' but things move fast in the village.
If you don't snap up your girl fast, some other fella might come
sniffing round it. If I was a dog, I'd piss on her. Not in a harsh way,
but just to mark my territory and warn off other fellas. Right, let me show you
how to blind someone in a fight. Ker! Oi, I told you I don't want
to see you, I'm spending time with my dad. Kayleigh, this is my cousin Kerry. And this is my uncle Martin. Much obliged

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'Yes, I've only known Kayleigh for one day,'
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but things move fast in the village. If you don't snap up your girl fast,
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some other fella might come sniffing round it.
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If I was a dog, I'd piss on her.
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Not in a harsh way, but just to mark my territory
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and warn off other fellas.
00:00:22.998 --> 00:00:24.072
Right, let me show you how to blind someone in a fight.
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Ker! Oi, I told you I don't want to see you,
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I'm spending time with my dad.
00:00:29.056 --> 00:00:31.084
Kayleigh, this is my cousin Kerry.
00:00:31.084 --> 00:00:33.036
And this is my uncle Martin.
00:00:33.036 --> 00:00:34.052
Much obliged.
Duration
35 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:26
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres

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Movie Summary

Comedy exploring the lives of young people in modern-day rural Britain; focusing particularly on Kerry and Kurtan, two cousins living in the Cotswolds.