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"This Is Spinal Tap" quotes

This Is Spinal Tap poster
Spinal Tap, one of England's loudest bands, is chronicled by film director Marty DiBergi on what proves to be a fateful tour.

Director: Rob Reiner
Writer: Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 92/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $4,736,202
Released: 02 Mar 1984
Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations
Now I know that the band's sign is Virgo - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 Now I know that the band's sign is Virgo JEANINE You don't do heavy metal in Doubly you know You mix it - This Is Spinal Tap 00:15 JEANINE You don't do heavy metal in Doubly you know You... David whenever a single bump or a ruffle comes into this little fantasy - This Is Spinal Tap 00:12 David whenever a single bump or a ruffle comes into this... I feel like a schlub and I don't know what's happening - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 I feel like a schlub and I don't know what's... 'Twas the rock 'n' roll creation - This Is Spinal Tap 00:16 'Twas the rock 'n' roll creation We toured the world we toured the States - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 We toured the world we toured the States SINGING The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin' - This Is Spinal Tap 00:17 SINGING The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin' Now we here at Polymer we're all looking forward - This Is Spinal Tap 00:12 Now we here at Polymer we're all looking forward My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo - This Is Spinal Tap 00:10 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo But at this point both Sears and Kmart stores have - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 But at this point both Sears and Kmart stores have Tap tap tap tap Welcome to Memphis gentlemen - This Is Spinal Tap 00:30 Tap tap tap tap Welcome to Memphis gentlemen MARTY If I were to ask you what your philosophy - This Is Spinal Tap 00:17 MARTY If I were to ask you what your philosophy Don't I doll - This Is Spinal Tap 00:14 Don't I doll Gimme some money - This Is Spinal Tap 00:05 Gimme some money If I told them once I told them a hundred times - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 If I told them once I told them a hundred times Sex farm woman I'm gonna mow you down - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 Sex farm woman I'm gonna mow you down You are Spinal Tarp - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 You are Spinal Tarp Rock 'n' roll Yeah - This Is Spinal Tap 00:25 Rock 'n' roll Yeah SINGING I don't need a woman I won't take me no wife - This Is Spinal Tap 00:36 SINGING I don't need a woman I won't take me no... And I sort of tart it up for them - This Is Spinal Tap 00:03 And I sort of tart it up for them You're sweet but you're just 4 feet - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 You're sweet but you're just 4 feet Did you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas City - This Is Spinal Tap 00:13 Did you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas... And I have just one request - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 And I have just one request The last time Tap toured America - This Is Spinal Tap 00:31 The last time Tap toured America I was given this napkin I mean - This Is Spinal Tap 00:05 I was given this napkin I mean We are Spinal Tap from the UK - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 We are Spinal Tap from the UK You know we've grown musically - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 You know we've grown musically And she can IAN She - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 And she can IAN She MARTY Denis Eton Hogg the president - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 MARTY Denis Eton Hogg the president Do you have a philosophy or creed that you live by - This Is Spinal Tap 00:12 Do you have a philosophy or creed that you live by Why don't you play this alone - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 Why don't you play this alone If it got solved that would be all right - This Is Spinal Tap 00:27 If it got solved that would be all right You've got to be realistic about this sort of thing you know - This Is Spinal Tap 00:17 You've got to be realistic about this sort of thing you... Big bottom big bottom - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 Big bottom big bottom People were still booing him when we went on - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 People were still booing him when we went on See that sort of thing I think I could probably muster up - This Is Spinal Tap 00:08 See that sort of thing I think I could probably muster up Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse - This Is Spinal Tap 00:05 Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse I got this You'd like bigger bread - This Is Spinal Tap 01:08 I got this You'd like bigger bread We're very lucky in the sense that - This Is Spinal Tap 00:25 We're very lucky in the sense that We saturated We oversaturated - This Is Spinal Tap 00:11 We saturated We oversaturated I understand Nigel you and David originally started the band - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 I understand Nigel you and David originally started the band I have a small piece of bad news - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 I have a small piece of bad news You know what I want - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 You know what I want Fucking limeys - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 Fucking limeys Excuse me Viv Can you play a bass line - This Is Spinal Tap 00:13 Excuse me Viv Can you play a bass line No that's - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 No that's You know what I want you to do Will you do something for me - This Is Spinal Tap 00:15 You know what I want you to do Will you do something for me I would like to get the playing on - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 I would like to get the playing on Certainly in the topsy turvy world of heavy rock - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 Certainly in the topsy turvy world of heavy rock So what SoHo - This Is Spinal Tap 00:29 So what SoHo Do you have any artificial plates or limbs - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 Do you have any artificial plates or limbs Listen we'd love to stand around and chat - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 Listen we'd love to stand around and chat Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers in the past - This Is Spinal Tap 00:26 Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers in the past ARNIE Excuse me are you reading Yes I Can - This Is Spinal Tap 00:37 ARNIE Excuse me are you reading Yes I Can They're not going to release the album - This Is Spinal Tap 00:13 They're not going to release the album Money talks and bullshit walks - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 Money talks and bullshit walks JEANINE You don't do heavy metal in Doubly you know You mix it - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 JEANINE You don't do heavy metal in Doubly you know You... We've got to go another way - This Is Spinal Tap 00:31 We've got to go another way Quite exciting Quite exciting this computer magic - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 Quite exciting Quite exciting this computer magic You can go and have a bite and - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 You can go and have a bite and As long as there's you know sex and drugs - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 As long as there's you know sex and drugs We're in the group - This Is Spinal Tap 00:30 We're in the group Well I don't I don't really think that the end can be assessed - This Is Spinal Tap 00:30 Well I don't I don't really think that the end can... Have a good time all the time - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 Have a good time all the time We're lucky Yeah - This Is Spinal Tap 00:08 We're lucky Yeah Spontaneously combust each year - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 Spontaneously combust each year At the Luton Palace we were talking about a rock musical - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 At the Luton Palace we were talking about a rock musical We've got you know armadillos in our trousers - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 We've got you know armadillos in our trousers You know we say Love your brother - This Is Spinal Tap 00:15 You know we say Love your brother Here lies David St Hubbins - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 Here lies David St Hubbins ALL Yeah Fine may I start by saying - This Is Spinal Tap 00:12 ALL Yeah Fine may I start by saying DEREK Can I raise a practical question at this point - This Is Spinal Tap 00:11 DEREK Can I raise a practical question at this point MARTY Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child - This Is Spinal Tap 00:26 MARTY Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music... Kick my ass No - This Is Spinal Tap 00:35 Kick my ass No You like this - This Is Spinal Tap 00:32 You like this The sustain listen to it - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 The sustain listen to it SINGING In ancient times - This Is Spinal Tap 00:37 SINGING In ancient times I believe virtually everything I read - This Is Spinal Tap 00:11 I believe virtually everything I read This is our monthly at ease weekend - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 This is our monthly at ease weekend

Cast

Marty DiBergi - Rob Reiner
Heavy Metal Fan - Kimberly Stringer
Heavy Metal Fan - Chazz Dominguez
Heavy Metal Fan - Shari Hall
Mick Shrimpton - R.J. Parnell