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"This Is Spinal Tap" quotes

This Is Spinal Tap poster
Spinal Tap, one of England's loudest bands, is chronicled by film director Marty DiBergi on what proves to be a fateful tour.

Director: Rob Reiner
Writer: Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 92/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: $4,736,202
Released: 02 Mar 1984
Awards: 2 wins & 2 nominations

120 video clips

Derek SmallsNigel TufnelIan FaithDavid St. HubbinsJeanine PettibonePolly DeutschMarty DibergiBobbi FlekmanViv SavageJanitorMick ShrimptonMorty The MimeTommy PischeddaLimo GroupieTerry LaddDuke FameAirport Security OfficerMime WaiterArtie FufkinTucker 'smitty' BrownSir Denis Eton-hogg
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This miniture bread - This Is Spinal Tap 03:40 This miniture bread You can't fucking concentrate because your fucking wife - This Is Spinal Tap 00:39 You can't fucking concentrate because your fucking wife A Summer Camp for Pale Young Boys - This Is Spinal Tap 00:26 A Summer Camp for Pale Young Boys Big bottom - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 Big bottom David and Nigel - This Is Spinal Tap 01:03 David and Nigel Fuck the napkin - This Is Spinal Tap 00:10 Fuck the napkin If it got solved - This Is Spinal Tap 01:31 If it got solved The numbers all go to 11 - This Is Spinal Tap 00:35 The numbers all go to 11 It's very pretty - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 It's very pretty That's so black it's like How much more black could this be - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 That's so black it's like How much more black... He died He died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back - This Is Spinal Tap 00:15 He died He died in a bizarre gardening accident some years... This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms - This Is Spinal Tap 00:14 This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock... MARTY David St Hubbins - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 MARTY David St Hubbins DAVID I do not for one think that the problem was that the band was down - This Is Spinal Tap 00:22 DAVID I do not for one think that the problem was that the... Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches all right - This Is Spinal Tap 00:15 Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches all right Still got the old tagger on it see Never even played it - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 Still got the old tagger on it see Never even played it You can't really dust for vomit - This Is Spinal Tap 00:03 You can't really dust for vomit I suppose I could work in a shop of some kind - This Is Spinal Tap 00:26 I suppose I could work in a shop of some kind Let's talk about your reviews a little bit - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 Let's talk about your reviews a little bit The other thing is that the Boston gig has been canceled - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 The other thing is that the Boston gig has been canceled MARTY Now during the Flower People period who was your drummer - This Is Spinal Tap 00:36 MARTY Now during the Flower People period who was your... The review you had on Shark Sandwich - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 The review you had on Shark Sandwich It's such a fine line between stupid and clever - This Is Spinal Tap 00:05 It's such a fine line between stupid and clever Ian you put a greased naked woman I mean what's offensive - This Is Spinal Tap 00:32 Ian you put a greased naked woman I mean what's... This is our monthly at ease weekend - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 This is our monthly at ease weekend I believe virtually everything I read - This Is Spinal Tap 00:11 I believe virtually everything I read SINGING In ancient times - This Is Spinal Tap 00:37 SINGING In ancient times The sustain listen to it - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 The sustain listen to it You like this - This Is Spinal Tap 00:32 You like this Kick my ass No - This Is Spinal Tap 00:35 Kick my ass No MARTY Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child - This Is Spinal Tap 00:26 MARTY Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music... DEREK Can I raise a practical question at this point - This Is Spinal Tap 00:11 DEREK Can I raise a practical question at this point ALL Yeah Fine may I start by saying - This Is Spinal Tap 00:12 ALL Yeah Fine may I start by saying Here lies David St Hubbins - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 Here lies David St Hubbins You know we say Love your brother - This Is Spinal Tap 00:15 You know we say Love your brother We've got you know armadillos in our trousers - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 We've got you know armadillos in our trousers At the Luton Palace we were talking about a rock musical - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 At the Luton Palace we were talking about a rock musical Spontaneously combust each year - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 Spontaneously combust each year We're lucky Yeah - This Is Spinal Tap 00:08 We're lucky Yeah Have a good time all the time - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 Have a good time all the time Well I don't I don't really think that the end can be assessed - This Is Spinal Tap 00:30 Well I don't I don't really think that the end can... We're in the group - This Is Spinal Tap 00:30 We're in the group As long as there's you know sex and drugs - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 As long as there's you know sex and drugs You can go and have a bite and - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 You can go and have a bite and Quite exciting Quite exciting this computer magic - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 Quite exciting Quite exciting this computer magic We've got to go another way - This Is Spinal Tap 00:31 We've got to go another way JEANINE You don't do heavy metal in Doubly you know You mix it - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 JEANINE You don't do heavy metal in Doubly you know You... Money talks and bullshit walks - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 Money talks and bullshit walks They're not going to release the album - This Is Spinal Tap 00:13 They're not going to release the album ARNIE Excuse me are you reading Yes I Can - This Is Spinal Tap 00:37 ARNIE Excuse me are you reading Yes I Can Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers in the past - This Is Spinal Tap 00:26 Given the history of Spinal Tap drummers in the past Listen we'd love to stand around and chat - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 Listen we'd love to stand around and chat Do you have any artificial plates or limbs - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 Do you have any artificial plates or limbs So what SoHo - This Is Spinal Tap 00:29 So what SoHo Certainly in the topsy turvy world of heavy rock - This Is Spinal Tap 00:09 Certainly in the topsy turvy world of heavy rock I would like to get the playing on - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 I would like to get the playing on You know what I want you to do Will you do something for me - This Is Spinal Tap 00:15 You know what I want you to do Will you do something for me No that's - This Is Spinal Tap 00:06 No that's Excuse me Viv Can you play a bass line - This Is Spinal Tap 00:13 Excuse me Viv Can you play a bass line Fucking limeys - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 Fucking limeys You know what I want - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 You know what I want I have a small piece of bad news - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 I have a small piece of bad news I understand Nigel you and David originally started the band - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 I understand Nigel you and David originally started the band We saturated We oversaturated - This Is Spinal Tap 00:11 We saturated We oversaturated We're very lucky in the sense that - This Is Spinal Tap 00:25 We're very lucky in the sense that I got this You'd like bigger bread - This Is Spinal Tap 01:08 I got this You'd like bigger bread Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse - This Is Spinal Tap 00:05 Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse See that sort of thing I think I could probably muster up - This Is Spinal Tap 00:08 See that sort of thing I think I could probably muster up People were still booing him when we went on - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 People were still booing him when we went on Big bottom big bottom - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 Big bottom big bottom You've got to be realistic about this sort of thing you know - This Is Spinal Tap 00:17 You've got to be realistic about this sort of thing you... If it got solved that would be all right - This Is Spinal Tap 00:27 If it got solved that would be all right Why don't you play this alone - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 Why don't you play this alone Do you have a philosophy or creed that you live by - This Is Spinal Tap 00:12 Do you have a philosophy or creed that you live by MARTY Denis Eton Hogg the president - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 MARTY Denis Eton Hogg the president And she can IAN She - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 And she can IAN She You know we've grown musically - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 You know we've grown musically We are Spinal Tap from the UK - This Is Spinal Tap 00:04 We are Spinal Tap from the UK I was given this napkin I mean - This Is Spinal Tap 00:05 I was given this napkin I mean The last time Tap toured America - This Is Spinal Tap 00:31 The last time Tap toured America And I have just one request - This Is Spinal Tap 00:21 And I have just one request Did you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas City - This Is Spinal Tap 00:13 Did you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas... You're sweet but you're just 4 feet - This Is Spinal Tap 00:19 You're sweet but you're just 4 feet And I sort of tart it up for them - This Is Spinal Tap 00:03 And I sort of tart it up for them SINGING I don't need a woman I won't take me no wife - This Is Spinal Tap 00:36 SINGING I don't need a woman I won't take me no... Rock 'n' roll Yeah - This Is Spinal Tap 00:25 Rock 'n' roll Yeah You are Spinal Tarp - This Is Spinal Tap 00:07 You are Spinal Tarp Sex farm woman I'm gonna mow you down - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 Sex farm woman I'm gonna mow you down If I told them once I told them a hundred times - This Is Spinal Tap 00:18 If I told them once I told them a hundred times
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Cast

Marty DiBergi - Rob Reiner
Heavy Metal Fan - Kimberly Stringer
Heavy Metal Fan - Chazz Dominguez
Heavy Metal Fan - Shari Hall
Mick Shrimpton - R.J. Parnell
All Cast