Look, this. This miniature bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about...
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Nigel Tufnel:
[about the back-stage buffet]
Look, this. This miniature bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right. You got this...
Ian Faith:
You'd like bigger bread?
Nigel Tufnel:
Exactly. I don't under stand how...
Ian Faith:
[gestures to the meat]
You could just fold this... though.
Nigel Tufnel:
[folding the bread]
Well, no... then it's half the size...
Ian Faith:
No, not the bread.
[folding the meat]
Ian Faith:
You could fold the meat...
Nigel Tufnel:
[still folding the bread]
Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this...
Ian Faith:
[putting the folded meat onto the miniature bread]
No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see?
Nigel Tufnel:
[folding the miniature sandwich]
But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking...
Ian Faith:
Why would you keep folding it?
Nigel Tufnel:
...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have
[holds up miniature sandwich]
Nigel Tufnel:
... this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this...
[puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread]
Nigel Tufnel:
... so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all...
Ian Faith:
Because it hangs out like that?
Nigel Tufnel:
Look! would you be holding this?
Ian Faith:
No. I wouldn't want to eat...
Nigel Tufnel:
No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A.
[throws down miniature sandwich]
Nigel Tufnel:
And now we move onto this...
[picks up an olive]
Nigel Tufnel:
Look, look; who's in here? No one.
[picks up an olive stuffed with pimento]
Nigel Tufnel:
And in here, there's a little guy, look! So, it's a complete catastrophe!
Ian Faith:
Alright, Nigel, Nigel... calm down...
Nigel Tufnel:
Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke.
Ian Faith:
I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance.
Nigel Tufnel:
It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but i'll rise above it; I'm a professional.
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I got this You'd like bigger bread
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Exactly I don't understand how
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You could just fold this though
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Well no then it's half the size I mean you could fold it
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No not the bread You just fold the meat
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Yeah but then it breaks apart
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No no no
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You put it on the bread like this see
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But then if you keep folding it it keeps breaking
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But why would you keep folding it
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and everything has to be folded and then it's this
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And I don't want this I want large bread
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so that I can put this
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Right
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so then it's like this But this doesn't work
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because then it's all
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Because it hangs out like that
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Look would you be holding this
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No I wouldn't want to put that in my mouth
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All right A Exhibit A No you're right
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And then we move onto this Look Who's in here No one
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And then in here there's a little guy Look
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So it's a complete catastrophe
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No you're right Nigel Nigel
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But calm down Calm down
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Calm No it's no big deal
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It's a joke really I'm sorry
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It's just some cracker university you know
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No it's a joke No I really
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I don't want it to affect your performance All right
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It's not going to affect my performance
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Don't worry about it all right
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I just hate it really
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It does disturb me It won't happen again
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But I'll rise above it I'm a professional
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 177
Timestamp in movie: 00h 19m 40s
Uploaded: 03 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, music
Summary: Spinal Tap, one of England's loudest bands, is chronicled by film director Marty DiBergi on what proves to be a fateful tour.
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