Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano] Marty DiBergi:
It's very pretty. Nigel Tufnel:
Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months. Marty DiBergi:
It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play. Nigel Tufnel:
It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why. Marty DiBergi:
It's very nice. Nigel Tufnel:
You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of... Marty DiBergi:
What do you call this? Nigel Tufnel:
Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"