It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it...

Nigel Tufnel:

[about the back-stage buffet]
Look, this. This miniture bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right. You got this... Ian Faith:
You'd like bigger bread? Nigel Tufnel:
Exactly. I don't under stand how... Ian Faith:
[gestures to the meat]
You could just fold this... though. Nigel Tufnel:
[folding the bread]
Well, no... then it's half the size... Ian Faith:
No, not the bread. [folding the meat] Ian Faith:
You could fold the meat... Nigel Tufnel:
[still folding the bread]
Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this... Ian Faith:
[putting the folded meat onto the miniture bread]
No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see? Nigel Tufnel:
[folding the miniture sandwich]
But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking... Ian Faith:
Why would you keep folding it? Nigel Tufnel:
...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have [holds up miniture sandwich] Nigel Tufnel:
... this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this... [puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread] Nigel Tufnel:
... so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all... Ian Faith:
Because it hangs out like that? Nigel Tufnel:
Look! would you be holding this? Ian Faith:
No. I wouldn't want to eat... Nigel Tufnel:
No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A. [throws down miniture sandwich] Nigel Tufnel:
And now we move onto this... [picks up an olive] Nigel Tufnel:
Look, look; who's in here? No one. [picks up an olive stuffed with pimento] Nigel Tufnel:
And in here, there's a little guy, look! So, it's a complete catastrophe! Ian Faith:
Alright, Nigel, Nigel... calm down... Nigel Tufnel:
Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke. Ian Faith:
I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance. Nigel Tufnel:
It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but i'll rise above it; I'm a professional