Look, this. This miniture bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about half...

Nigel Tufnel: [about the back-stage buffet] Look, this. This miniture bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right. You got this... Ian Faith: You'd like bigger bread? Nigel Tufnel: Exactly. I don't under stand how... Ian Faith: [gestures to the meat] You could just fold this... though. Nigel Tufnel: [folding the bread] Well, no... then it's half the size... Ian Faith: No, not the bread. [folding the meat] Ian Faith: You could fold the meat... Nigel Tufnel: [still folding the bread] Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this... Ian Faith: [putting the folded meat onto the miniture bread] No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see? Nigel Tufnel: [folding the miniture sandwich] But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking... Ian Faith: Why would you keep folding it? Nigel Tufnel: ...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have [holds up miniture sandwich] Nigel Tufnel: ... this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this... [puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread] Nigel Tufnel: ... so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all... Ian Faith: Because it hangs out like that? Nigel Tufnel: Look! would you be holding this? Ian Faith: No. I wouldn't want to eat... Nigel Tufnel: No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A. [throws down miniture sandwich] Nigel Tufnel: And now we move onto this... [picks up an olive] Nigel Tufnel: Look, look; who's in here? No one. [picks up an olive stuffed with pimento] Nigel Tufnel: And in here, there's a little guy, look! So, it's a complete catastrophe! Ian Faith: Alright, Nigel, Nigel... calm down... Nigel Tufnel: Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke. Ian Faith: I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance. Nigel Tufnel: It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but i'll rise above it; I'm a professional.

This, this... Look, there's a little problem with the... Look, this miniature bread, it's, like, I've been working with this now for about half an hour. I can't figure out... Let's say I want a bite, right? I got this... You'd like bigger bread? Exactly. I don't understand how... You could just fold this, though. Well, no, then it's half the size. I mean, you could fold it. No, not the bread. You just fold the meat. Yeah, but then it breaks apart. No, no, no. You put it on the bread like this, see? But then if you keep folding it, it keeps breaking... But why would you keep folding it? ...and everything has to be folded, and then it's this. And I don't want this, I want large bread, so that I can put this... Right. ...so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all... Because it hangs out like that. Look, would you be holding this? No, I wouldn't want to put that in my mouth. All right, A. Exhibit A. No, you're right. And then we move onto this. Look. Who's in here? No one. And then in here, there's a little guy. Look. So it's a complete catastrophe! No, you're right. Nigel, Nigel... But calm down. Calm down. Calm... No, it's no big deal. It's a joke, really. I'm sorry. It's just some cracker university, you know? No, it's a joke. No, I really... I don't want it to affect your performance. All right? It's not going to affect my performance. Don't worry about it, all right? I just hate it, really. It does disturb me. It won't happen again. But I'll rise above it, I'm a professional. It's better in a hell hole You know where you stand in a hell hole Folks lend a hand in a hell hole GirI, get me back to my hell hole Do Stonehenge! Do you actually play all these, or... Well, I play them and I cherish them. This is at the top of the heap, right here. There's no question about it. Look at the flame on that one. I mean, it's just... It's quite unbelievable. This one is just perfect. 1959, you cannot... How much... Listen, just listen for a minute. The sustain, listen to it. I'm not hearing anything. You would, though, if it were playing, because it really is famous for its sustain. You can just hold it... So you'd have to play... You can go and have a bite and... You'd still be hearing that one. Can you hold this a sec? Sure. This one... This, of course, is a custom three-pickup Paul. This is my radio unit. So I strap this piece on, right down in here when I'm on stage. It's a wireless. Wireless, exactly. And I can play without all the mucky-muck. You can run anywhere on stage with that. Exactly. Now, this is special, too. Look. See? Still got the old tagger on it, see? Never even played it. You just bought it? Don't touch it!