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It's really embarrassing buying condoms sometimes
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This Is the Tom Green Documentary

It's really embarrassingbuying condoms sometimes. So I'm gonna bring the camera with...

It's really embarrassing
buying condoms sometimes. So I'm gonna bring the camera with me
just so it's less embarrassing. Just gonna buy some of these condoms because I'm planning on making love
to a woman tonight, and I'm really excited about that

Full Transcript

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It's really embarrassing buying condoms sometimes.
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So I'm gonna bring the camera with me just so it's less embarrassing.
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Just gonna buy some of these condoms
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because I'm planning on making love to a woman tonight,
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and I'm really excited about that.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:07
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
documentary
Production
Tom Green Productions Canada,Matador Content,Boat Rocker Studios

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Movie Summary

From outrageous stunts to a life-changing cancer battle and his decision to trade Hollywood for an Ottawa farm, this is Tom Green like never before. Follow the comedy legend through his most personal moments as he navigates fame, faces illness, and embraces a quieter, more grounded life.
So what are you guys up to today? - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
So what are you guys up to today?
...unlike anything that anybody had ever seen. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
...unlike anything that anybody had ever seen.
It's time to clean the city. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
It's time to clean the city.
[shrieks] - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:11
[shrieks]
So do the sailors on the boat, do they do they masturbate a lot, or... - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
So do the sailors on the boat, do they do they masturbate a ...
[laughter and applause] - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:07
[laughter and applause]
I mean, The Slutmobile was the classic episode. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
I mean, The Slutmobile was the classic episode.
It's 3:00 in the morning. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:10
It's 3:00 in the morning.
This bit became infamous immediately, - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:08
This bit became infamous immediately,
He didn't just like, "Let me fuck with random people." - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:05
He didn't just like, "Let me fuck with random peop...
[audience laughing and cheering] - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
[audience laughing and cheering]
- [Tom] You like it, Dad? Come look at it. - Go talk to your mother. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:05
- [Tom] You like it, Dad? Come look at it. - Go talk to your...
My mom has no intention of talking to me on camera - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
My mom has no intention of talking to me on camera
Fortunately, she left a few messages on my answering machine. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:06
Fortunately, she left a few messages on my answering machine...
{\an8}[Mary Jane, on answering machine] Tom, it's your mother. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:08
{\an8}[Mary Jane, on answering machine] Tom, it's your ...
By this stage of the game, I was beginning to think it was funny - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:12
By this stage of the game, I was beginning to think it was f...
You understand, though, that the reaction shot, - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:07
You understand, though, that the reaction shot,
Well, the one where you put the frigging cow's head in my bed. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:05
Well, the one where you put the frigging cow's head in ...
My parents loved the movie The Godfather. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:10
My parents loved the movie The Godfather.
[over PA] Tasty corn. - This Is the Tom Green Documentary 00:13
[over PA] Tasty corn.