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"This Means War" quotes

This Means War poster
C.I.A. operatives wage an epic battle on each other when they discover they are dating the same woman.

Director: McG
Writer: Timothy Dowling, Simon Kinberg, Marcus Gautesen
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, romance
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 31/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $54,760,791
Released: 17 Feb 2012
Awards: 1 win & 6 nominations

17 Clips

Huh Is that Dad - This Means War 00:08 Huh Is that Dad So what brings you to Hong Kong - This Means War 00:19 So what brings you to Hong Kong I'm going to hell You're not If you go there I'm - This Means War 00:06 I'm going to hell You're not If you go there I'm That's just weakness leaving the body - This Means War 00:06 That's just weakness leaving the body I want parabolics infrareds sat cams everything we got on the job - This Means War 00:37 I want parabolics infrareds sat cams everything we got on... LAUREN Ugh It was the most humiliating moment ever - This Means War 00:16 LAUREN Ugh It was the most humiliating moment ever I'm going out dating meeting guys - This Means War 00:07 I'm going out dating meeting guys I made a mistake I don't believe in mistakes - This Means War 00:11 I made a mistake I don't believe in mistakes Did he just give our bird the bird - This Means War 00:04 Did he just give our bird the bird FDR has these tiny like girl hands Like little T rex hands - This Means War 00:20 FDR has these tiny like girl hands Like little T rex hands You never slept with Lauren You slept with my wife - This Means War 00:05 You never slept with Lauren You slept with my wife She texted her friend Trish - This Means War 00:13 She texted her friend Trish I missed you I know I've missed you too - This Means War 00:09 I missed you I know I've missed you too And I need you to do it kind of quickly It's fun but I'm not the one having sex - This Means War 00:09 And I need you to do it kind of quickly It's fun but I'm not... You're not listening to me Mate can I have a quick word with you - This Means War 00:16 You're not listening to me Mate can I have a quick word with... Don't choose the better guy - This Means War 00:07 Don't choose the better guy

Cast

Lauren - Reese Witherspoon
FDR Foster - Chris Pine
Tuck - Tom Hardy
Heinrich - Til Schweiger
Trish - Chelsea Handler
All Cast