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This Means War

C.I.A. operatives wage an epic battle on each other when they discover they are dating the same woman.

Director

McG

Year

Genre

action, comedy, romance

Box Office

$54,760,791

Production

N/A

Awards

1 win & 6 nominations

Lauren

Reese Witherspoon

FDR Foster

Tuck

Heinrich

Trish

Chelsea Handler

Joe

John Paul Ruttan

Katie

Abigail Spencer

Collins

Nana Foster

Rosemary Harris

Grandpa Foster

George Touliatos

Jonas

Steve

Warren Christie

Kelly

Xenia

Natassia Malthe

Britta

Laura Vandervoort

Hong Kong Beauty

Dominique Brownes

Korean Leader

Agent Bothwick

Daren A. Herbert

Agent Boyles

Agent Dickerman

Agent Downing

Emily

Ken (Sushi Chef)

Kasey Ryne Mazak

Sushi Chef

Bucket Head Kid

Karate Dad

Karate Kid

Boy with Glasses

Tuck Sparring Partner

Patrick Viktor Monroe

Smart Consumer Receptionist 'Ella'

Elizabeth Weinstein

Smart Consumer Employee

Smart Consumer Guard 'Hudson'

Sweater Set Girl

Goth Girl

Video Clerk

Affion Crockett

Focus Group Woman

Jennifer Kitchen

Focus Group Woman

Lossen Chambers

Trish's Husband

CIA Agent

CIA Agent

Patrick Sabongui

Dancer (Waiter)

Graeme Goodhall

Dancer (Waiter)

Dancer (Waiter)

Dancer

Dancer

Dancer

Tyrell Witherspoon

Dancer

Richard O'Sullivan

Dancer

Jennifer Oleksiuk

Choreographer

Tailor

Strip Club Bouncer

Ivan

Dog Shelter Worker 'Betty'

Dog Shelter Kid 'Nick'

CIA Clerk 'Jenkins'

Older Family Friend

Desiree Zurowski

Older Family Friend

Mamie

Flight Attendant 'Maya'

Gretal Montgomery

German Goon

Michael Papajohn

Trish's Kid

Valet

Heinrich's Driver

CIA Handler (Helicopter Handler)

Pizza Guy

Nelson Carbonette

Russian Dancer

Byrne Davis Jr.

Russian Dancer

Self - Igor

Self - Inga

Wedding Band Member

Russian Dancer

Belly Dancer

Toby

Ex-Girlfriend

Self - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

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Trish Lauren Karate Dad Tuck Fdr Foster Agent Bothwick Katie Collins Joe

MAN 1: All eyes are up. - This Means War

MAN 1: All eyes are up.

L've got some action. - This Means War

L've got some action.

So what brings you to Hong KongBusiness or pleasure PleasureBusiness A little of bothWhat kind of businessl am a cruise ship captain of a very large vesselMy small friend here is a kick ass travel agentPermission to come aboard captain - This Means War

So what brings you to Hong KongBusiness or pleasure...

WOMAN: That's a lovely suit. - This Means War

WOMAN: That's a lovely suit.

L see you brought your baby brother to protect you. - This Means War

L see you brought your baby brother to protect you.

Heinrich is not gonna be happy. - This Means War

Heinrich is not gonna be happy.

L need good love In my head Before you came along l felt like l was dead l got good love Rock 'n' roll Well, l met a sweet girl She blew my mind And we've been hangin' out Ever since that time We got good love Rock 'n' roll Oh, yeah Sweet, sweet love - This Means War

L need good love In my head Before you came along l felt...

Here we go. - This Means War

COLLlNS: Six men in the morgue. - This Means War

COLLlNS: Six men in the morgue.

LAUREN Ugh It was the most humiliating moment everWell because you have to come up with like better excusesYou should've been l have a fiancé too But he's getting a penile reductionbecause his penis is so big every time it lands like a poltergeist - This Means War

LAUREN Ugh It was the most humiliating moment everWell...

L'm going out dating meeting guysOh please you're not You date but you're not taking it seriously - This Means War

L'm going out dating meeting guysOh please you're...

PainThat's just weakness leaving the body - This Means War

PainThat's just weakness leaving the body

JOE: Oh, Dad. - This Means War

LAUREN: Good morning, Ella. - This Means War

LAUREN: Good morning, Ella.

You look like the guy interested in a one day rentalif you know what l mean lf you knew anything about women - This Means War

You look like the guy interested in a one day rentalif you...

What were you doing on the computer? - This Means War

What were you doing on the computer?

Oh! Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh.... So whatever, man, just hanging out, watching the thing. Ar - This Means War

Oh! Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh.... So whatever,...

What was that? - This Means War

TRlSH: Come on. - This Means War

TRlSH: Come on.

TECH: We got a positive lock on that license plate. - This Means War

TECH: We got a positive lock on that license plate.

FDR: Wow. - This Means War

Lt's the mistakes that make us who we are - This Means War

Lt's the mistakes that make us who we are

Good morning. - This Means War

You reconned my date. - This Means War

You reconned my date.

What the hell is going on in here? - This Means War

What the hell is going on in here?

L'll take lead, you run backup. - This Means War

L'll take lead, you run backup.

Heinrich doesn't have any friends. - This Means War

Heinrich doesn't have any friends.

TUCK: Mag! - This Means War

There you are. - This Means War

She texted her friend TrishSaid she needed to talk because she was F T F OWhich Cryptography Department believes means she was freaking the fuck out sirl S H l T you not l was L M F A O when l read that - This Means War

She texted her friend TrishSaid she needed to talk because...

FDR has these tiny like girl hands Like little T rex handsHa TRlSH Oh grossMeans he's got a Mike and lke for a penisLAUGHlNGYou know that's not true You've seen itYou've seen it in Bangladesh you know that's not true - This Means War

FDR has these tiny like girl hands Like little T rex handsHa...

Did he just give our bird the bird - This Means War

Did he just give our bird the bird

Oh, my God. - This Means War

What's in your mouth? - This Means War

What's in your mouth?

Dickerman......make it rain. - This Means War

Dickerman......make it rain.

L'll be right back. - This Means War

L'll be right back.

Come on, scram. - This Means War

Come on, scram.

Where is Heinrich, brother? - This Means War

Where is Heinrich, brother?

L'm sorry about Jonas. - This Means War

L'm sorry about Jonas.

FDR: Tuck, l gotta talk to you about Nana's. - This Means War

FDR: Tuck, l gotta talk to you about Nana's.

Wow. Yeah. Ahem. Of course they are. How silly of me. - This Means War

Wow. Yeah. Ahem. Of course they are. How silly of me.

LAUREN: Ooh! - This Means War

LAUREN: Okay, wearing dresses. - This Means War

LAUREN: Okay, wearing dresses.

Ha, ha. - This Means War

I'm going to hell You're not If you go there I'm - This Means War

I'm going to hell You're not If you go there...

Seriously, you don't wanna see it. - This Means War

Seriously, you don't wanna see it.

Hey. Hi. Maya. So it's Tuesday. Mm-hm? My layover day? Yeah. Right. Um.... lt's just-- Look, l-- l c - This Means War

Hey. Hi. Maya. So it's Tuesday. Mm-hm? My layover day?...

BOY: Hey, Mom, l'm coming! - This Means War

BOY: Hey, Mom, l'm coming!

Hands up. - This Means War

She's got a magic spell on me Go to sat cam 6. - This Means War

She's got a magic spell on me Go to sat cam 6.

Hello. Now I've got a woman He just used the kid. He used the kid. Maybe we could get you a kid, sir - This Means War

Hello. Now I've got a woman He just used the kid. He...

She's got a magic spell on me TUCK: l had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much. - This Means War

She's got a magic spell on me TUCK: l had a really...

L got no beef with repetition Go inside. - This Means War

L got no beef with repetition Go inside.

Tuck, we need to talk. - This Means War

Tuck, we need to talk.

Okay, Tuck. - This Means War

Damn. l think that's the new British lnvasion......what happened there, that's what that was. - This Means War

Damn. l think that's the new British lnvasion......what...

Don't choose the better guyChoose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl - This Means War

Don't choose the better guyChoose the guy that's...

Do you know what? - This Means War

Do you know what?

Lauren. - This Means War

Gotta go, mate. - This Means War

Gotta go, mate.

Lucky water bottle. - This Means War

Lucky water bottle.

Yeah, all right. - This Means War

Yeah, all right.

You can do this. - This Means War

You can do this.

L should have killed you in Kandahar when l had the chance. - This Means War

L should have killed you in Kandahar when l had the chance.

LAUREN: It's worse. - This Means War

LAUREN: It's worse.

Get me close. - This Means War

No! What are you doing? No! Trish! TUCK: Got it. Shit! - This Means War

No! What are you doing? No! Trish! TUCK: Got it. Shit!

What the hell is going on? - This Means War

What the hell is going on?

L missed you l know l've missed you tool love you man Love you tooFDR We're back Oh my God l'm Yoko - This Means War

L missed you l know l've missed you tool love you man...

WALSH: Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh coming to you live from the studio.... - This Means War

WALSH: Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh coming to you...

Huh Is that Dad - This Means War

Huh Is that Dad

L hope you can forgive him, Lauren. - This Means War

L hope you can forgive him, Lauren.

Lt's bulletproof. - This Means War

Lt's bulletproof.

Are you okay? - This Means War

WALSH: We do not know how it started. - This Means War

WALSH: We do not know how it started.

L was gonna tell you. - This Means War

L was gonna tell you.

L'll, uh, take care of all this. - This Means War

L'll, uh, take care of all this.

L'll see you in the field, mate. - This Means War

L'll see you in the field, mate.

You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you? - This Means War

You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you?

Did you see that? - This Means War

Did you see that?

You're not listening to me Mate can l have a quick word with youThat's it stand upGRUNTlNGA brave man once said to me Pain is weakness leaving the bodyBye weakness - This Means War

You're not listening to me Mate can l have a quick word...

Hey. So you're not a travel agent? No. Mm-hm. Um.... This is me. - This Means War

Hey. So you're not a travel agent? No. Mm-hm. Um.......

Hello. l'm Tuck. - This Means War

Hello. l'm Tuck.

You never slept with Lauren You slept with my wife - This Means War

You never slept with Lauren You slept with my wife

This Means War poster

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C.I.A. operatives wage an epic battle on each other when they discover they are dating the same woman.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: McG

Writer: Timothy Dowling, Simon Kinberg, Marcus Gautesen

Production: N/A

Genre: action, comedy, romance

Year: 2012

MetaScore: 31/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: $54,760,791

Released: 17 Feb 2012

Awards: 1 win & 6 nominations

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