How's that for Darrin? Whoo!Yeah! Yeah, all right, everybody,all right. I got a Fitbit. I...
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How's that for Darrin? Whoo!
Yeah! Yeah, all right, everybody,
all right. I got a Fitbit. I had to get one
'cause everybody was-- everybody has them now. You got to count your steps,
apparently. I went horseback riding
last week. I got 195,000 steps
in a half hour, that's all. I didn't have to walk
for the rest of the week. I sat in a wheelchair
and they pushed me around. Darrin,
how am I doing on time? More time, okay.
More time. Okay good. - I feel like
I'm a joke machine. That's what I do.
I get on stage. I try to tell
as many jokes as I can in the amount of time
that I have. It--there's nothing better.
It's such a great feeling. It's--you know, I mean, I've never done crack,
but I--I bet it's similar. - You do a joke
and if it goes over, great. If it doesn't go over,
you--you--you hone it or--or throw it out
or put it in a box and, uh, save it
for some documentary
Yeah! Yeah, all right, everybody,
all right. I got a Fitbit. I had to get one
'cause everybody was-- everybody has them now. You got to count your steps,
apparently. I went horseback riding
last week. I got 195,000 steps
in a half hour, that's all. I didn't have to walk
for the rest of the week. I sat in a wheelchair
and they pushed me around. Darrin,
how am I doing on time? More time, okay.
More time. Okay good. - I feel like
I'm a joke machine. That's what I do.
I get on stage. I try to tell
as many jokes as I can in the amount of time
that I have. It--there's nothing better.
It's such a great feeling. It's--you know, I mean, I've never done crack,
but I--I bet it's similar. - You do a joke
and if it goes over, great. If it doesn't go over,
you--you--you hone it or--or throw it out
or put it in a box and, uh, save it
for some documentary
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- How's that for Darrin?
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Whoo!
Yeah!
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Yeah, all right, everybody,
all right.
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I got a Fitbit.
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I had to get one
'cause everybody was--
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everybody has them now.
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You got to count your steps,
apparently.
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I went horseback riding
last week.
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I got 195,000 steps
in a half hour, that's all.
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I didn't have to walk
for the rest of the week.
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I sat in a wheelchair
and they pushed me around.
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Darrin,
how am I doing on time?
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More time, okay.
More time.
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Okay good.
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- I feel like
I'm a joke machine.
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That's what I do.
I get on stage.
00:00:30.863 --> 00:00:33.499
I try to tell
as many jokes as I can
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in the amount of time
that I have.
00:00:35.267 --> 00:00:37.077
It--there's nothing better.
It's such a great feeling.
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It's--you know, I mean,
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I've never done crack,
but I--I bet it's similar.
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- You do a joke
and if it goes over, great.
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If it doesn't go over,
you--you--you hone it
00:00:52.785 --> 00:00:56.488
or--or throw it out
or put it in a box
00:00:56.555 --> 00:01:00.893
and, uh, save it
for some documentary.
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Movie Summary
An intimate and revealing insight into the work and lives of Stand-Up Comedians. Some of the biggest names in the game reveal what it's like to pursue this most challenging, yet important art-form.
