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Jay, do you mind just moving
a little bit down that-- {\an3}down that sofa
a little bit if-- - You didn't read the rider,
did you? You don't move right
once you're seated. Left all day.
You got to put them at that-- - That's great.
- Jay Mohr. Yeah, I bet.
I'm a man, okay? I'm a man. Oh, right again.
Buddy Hawk used to tell me, "You got to just peel the onion
until it makes you cry." Why don't you fuckin'
get lost, voice in my head? Okay, just trying to help.
I don't have a plan B. I have zero discernible skill.
I can't do division. Long subtraction,
I get confused. But when you give me a mic,
for some reason, I can do it. When we were kids, we were
so stupid in New Jersey. We thought you got pregnant by
peeing in each other's butts
a little bit down that-- {\an3}down that sofa
a little bit if-- - You didn't read the rider,
did you? You don't move right
once you're seated. Left all day.
You got to put them at that-- - That's great.
- Jay Mohr. Yeah, I bet.
I'm a man, okay? I'm a man. Oh, right again.
Buddy Hawk used to tell me, "You got to just peel the onion
until it makes you cry." Why don't you fuckin'
get lost, voice in my head? Okay, just trying to help.
I don't have a plan B. I have zero discernible skill.
I can't do division. Long subtraction,
I get confused. But when you give me a mic,
for some reason, I can do it. When we were kids, we were
so stupid in New Jersey. We thought you got pregnant by
peeing in each other's butts
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- Jay, do you mind just moving
a little bit down that--
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{\an3}down that sofa
a little bit if--
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- You didn't read the rider,
did you?
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You don't move right
once you're seated.
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Left all day.
You got to put them at that--
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- That's great.
- Jay Mohr.
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Yeah, I bet.
I'm a man, okay? I'm a man.
00:00:20.853 --> 00:00:24.557
Oh, right again.
Buddy Hawk used to tell me,
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"You got to just peel the onion
until it makes you cry."
00:00:27.827 --> 00:00:32.232
Why don't you fuckin'
get lost, voice in my head?
00:00:32.298 --> 00:00:35.268
Okay, just trying to help.
I don't have a plan B.
00:00:35.335 --> 00:00:39.872
I have zero discernible skill.
I can't do division.
00:00:39.939 --> 00:00:42.609
Long subtraction,
I get confused.
00:00:42.675 --> 00:00:45.812
But when you give me a mic,
for some reason,
00:00:45.878 --> 00:00:48.481
I can do it.
00:00:48.548 --> 00:00:51.317
When we were kids, we were
so stupid in New Jersey.
00:00:51.384 --> 00:00:54.587
We thought you got pregnant by
peeing in each other's butts.
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Movie Summary
An intimate and revealing insight into the work and lives of Stand-Up Comedians. Some of the biggest names in the game reveal what it's like to pursue this most challenging, yet important art-form.
