Who's been eating fryup in here? - I ate eggs for breakfast. And I just said, "I hope...
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Who's been eating fry
up in here? - I ate eggs for breakfast. And I just said, "I hope he
smells them when we walks in." - Yeah, that's--that's-- why would you like that?
Why would you-- {\an3}- It's not good
for guests, is it? {\an1}- It's not good for guests. It's that he revels
in being disgusting. {\an1}- Right. {\an1}- To me, my job as a comic is to make you laugh
and to be honest. It's not to be right. So if you're one
of those people {\an1}who's influenced by comedians, you're a dumb motherfucker,
and I don't take responsibility for you
being a dumb motherfucker. "Well, you have
a responsibility." Shut your face. No, I don't. All I have to do is--
yeah, I did say that. I'm not responsible for how
you take it as a grown-up. I was accused of being
transphobic recently, which, you know,
if anybody's--yeah, believe me. I know.
Is your Google broken? I knew like, you were
trans--I get caught cheating by my girlfriend one time
with a transgender girl. She's like, "What does she have
that I don't?"
up in here? - I ate eggs for breakfast. And I just said, "I hope he
smells them when we walks in." - Yeah, that's--that's-- why would you like that?
Why would you-- {\an3}- It's not good
for guests, is it? {\an1}- It's not good for guests. It's that he revels
in being disgusting. {\an1}- Right. {\an1}- To me, my job as a comic is to make you laugh
and to be honest. It's not to be right. So if you're one
of those people {\an1}who's influenced by comedians, you're a dumb motherfucker,
and I don't take responsibility for you
being a dumb motherfucker. "Well, you have
a responsibility." Shut your face. No, I don't. All I have to do is--
yeah, I did say that. I'm not responsible for how
you take it as a grown-up. I was accused of being
transphobic recently, which, you know,
if anybody's--yeah, believe me. I know.
Is your Google broken? I knew like, you were
trans--I get caught cheating by my girlfriend one time
with a transgender girl. She's like, "What does she have
that I don't?"
Full Transcript
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- Who's been eating fry
up in here?
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- I ate eggs for breakfast.
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And I just said, "I hope he
smells them when we walks in."
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- Yeah, that's--that's--
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why would you like that?
Why would you--
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{\an3}- It's not good
for guests, is it?
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{\an1}- It's not good for guests.
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It's that he revels
in being disgusting.
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{\an1}- Right.
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{\an1}- To me, my job as a comic is
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to make you laugh
and to be honest.
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It's not to be right.
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So if you're one
of those people
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{\an1}who's influenced by comedians,
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you're a dumb motherfucker,
and I don't take responsibility
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for you
being a dumb motherfucker.
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"Well, you have
a responsibility."
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Shut your face.
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No, I don't.
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All I have to do is--
yeah, I did say that.
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I'm not responsible for how
you take it as a grown-up.
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I was accused of being
transphobic recently,
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which, you know,
if anybody's--yeah, believe me.
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I know.
Is your Google broken?
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I knew like, you were
trans--I get caught cheating
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by my girlfriend one time
with a transgender girl.
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She's like, "What does she have
that I don't?"
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Movie Summary
An intimate and revealing insight into the work and lives of Stand-Up Comedians. Some of the biggest names in the game reveal what it's like to pursue this most challenging, yet important art-form.
