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"This Is the End" quotes

This Is the End poster
Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.

Director: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen
Writer: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Jason Stone
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $101,470,202
Released: 12 Jun 2013
Awards: 10 wins & 22 nominations

178 video clips

James FrancoJay BaruchelSeth RogenJonah HillDanny McbrideCraig RobinsonHimself (uncredited)Michael CeraChristopher Mintz-plasseSanta CannibalChanning TatumEmma WatsonDavid KrumholtzAziz AnsariMartin StarrHeadless ManPaul RuddRihannaKevin HartJames FrancoJay BaruchelSeth RogenJonah HillDanny McbrideCraig RobinsonJason SegelMichael CeraChristopher Mintz-plasseSanta CannibalChanning TatumEmma WatsonDavid KrumholtzAziz AnsariMartin StarrHeadless ManPaul RuddRihannaKevin Hart
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What have you guys been doing - This Is the End 00:21 What have you guys been doing God damn it - This Is the End 00:30 God damn it Like I'm sorry - This Is the End 00:03 Like I'm sorry Your mama's pussy was the canvas - This Is the End 00:11 Your mama's pussy was the canvas A huge earthquake happens Who do they rescue first - This Is the End 00:16 A huge earthquake happens Who do they rescue first Hermione just stole all of our shit - This Is the End 00:24 Hermione just stole all of our shit You got white shit all over your mouth Franco - This Is the End 00:12 You got white shit all over your mouth Franco I say unto thee - This Is the End 00:24 I say unto thee It's me Jonah Hill - This Is the End 00:08 It's me Jonah Hill Guys listen listen I think we need to - This Is the End 00:12 Guys listen listen I think we need to James Franco didn't suck any dick last night - This Is the End 00:08 James Franco didn't suck any dick last night I highly doubt they fucking taught you - This Is the End 00:24 I highly doubt they fucking taught you We got 12 bottles of water 56 beers two vodkas - This Is the End 00:38 We got 12 bottles of water 56 beers two vodkas Seth that's a better performance - This Is the End 00:08 Seth that's a better performance Welcome to Heaven motherfuckers - This Is the End 00:10 Welcome to Heaven motherfuckers What the fuck - This Is the End 00:11 What the fuck We bring joy to people's lives - This Is the End 00:10 We bring joy to people's lives If I see your dick one more time - This Is the End 00:12 If I see your dick one more time I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson - This Is the End 00:04 I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson Who did this - This Is the End 00:51 Who did this I got to admit something - This Is the End 00:31 I got to admit something I don't want to die at James Franco's house - This Is the End 00:06 I don't want to die at James Franco's house The fucker's got to go - This Is the End 00:09 The fucker's got to go I'm straight up lovable son - This Is the End 00:04 I'm straight up lovable son Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr - This Is the End 00:39 Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr We're gonna fucking eat your ass - This Is the End 00:36 We're gonna fucking eat your ass Hey does this coke smell funny Ooh - This Is the End 00:13 Hey does this coke smell funny Ooh Something um not that chill happened last night - This Is the End 00:14 Something um not that chill happened last night We could build a life here together Craig I'd be really good to you - This Is the End 00:13 We could build a life here together Craig I'd be really... Can I have that Milky Way - This Is the End 00:30 Can I have that Milky Way I love him - This Is the End 00:06 I love him Just answer me one question - This Is the End 00:18 Just answer me one question Give me everything you have to drink Put it in the bag - This Is the End 00:08 Give me everything you have to drink Put it in the bag Jesus fucking Christ man - This Is the End 00:29 Jesus fucking Christ man Let's do all the drugs - This Is the End 00:19 Let's do all the drugs Does it Jay - This Is the End 00:12 Does it Jay Ain't no party like a no panty party - This Is the End 00:07 Ain't no party like a no panty party Jay I can't hold on much longer - This Is the End 00:35 Jay I can't hold on much longer It's too late for you You're already in the hole - This Is the End 00:03 It's too late for you You're already in the hole I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker - This Is the End 00:05 I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker I tried to save Aziz I tried - This Is the End 00:05 I tried to save Aziz I tried Hey hey asshole Hey come on - This Is the End 00:28 Hey hey asshole Hey come on Take your panties off - This Is the End 00:05 Take your panties off I'm a well known homosexual advocate - This Is the End 00:03 I'm a well known homosexual advocate Back the fuck up - This Is the End 00:04 Back the fuck up No more jerking off No more water Just sit the fuck down - This Is the End 00:09 No more jerking off No more water Just sit the fuck down He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe - This Is the End 00:07 He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe This is no dream - This Is the End 00:12 This is no dream I call him Channing Tate yum - This Is the End 00:09 I call him Channing Tate yum You will drown in a river of blood - This Is the End 00:17 You will drown in a river of blood I've never fucking done cocaine dude Why does it fucking - This Is the End 00:11 I've never fucking done cocaine dude Why does it... All right everybody listen up Listen up - This Is the End 00:26 All right everybody listen up Listen up Oh shit What happened - This Is the End 00:37 Oh shit What happened So is it weird - This Is the End 00:12 So is it weird I have to do what's right - This Is the End 00:14 I have to do what's right Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerd - This Is the End 00:29 Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerd Dude Segel's dead Krumholtz is dead Michael Cera's dead - This Is the End 00:10 Dude Segel's dead Krumholtz is dead Michael Cera's... Don't walk away Danny don't walk away from me - This Is the End 00:11 Don't walk away Danny don't walk away from me Chill Look - This Is the End 00:28 Chill Look It's already going crazy out there guys - This Is the End 00:21 It's already going crazy out there guys I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore - This Is the End 00:43 I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out... I'm gonna tittie fuck you Seth - This Is the End 00:09 I'm gonna tittie fuck you Seth Jay you serious right now - This Is the End 00:15 Jay you serious right now Come on Rihanna Take your panties off for me - This Is the End 00:09 Come on Rihanna Take your panties off for me Oh you've got to be fucking shitting me - This Is the End 00:08 Oh you've got to be fucking shitting me Look at him He's like a hipster right - This Is the End 00:30 Look at him He's like a hipster right There were people and they were there - This Is the End 00:13 There were people and they were there If anybody's raping Emma Watson - This Is the End 00:09 If anybody's raping Emma Watson Jonah you okay Yeah - This Is the End 00:19 Jonah you okay Yeah Jonah Hill - This Is the End 00:17 Jonah Hill Yo so I just drank my own pee for the first time - This Is the End 00:18 Yo so I just drank my own pee for the first time You guys - This Is the End 00:13 You guys I broke my ass in half Here - This Is the End 00:07 I broke my ass in half Here You know what Danny If you weren't jizzing - This Is the End 00:12 You know what Danny If you weren't jizzing Yo What the fuck is all this Franco - This Is the End 00:25 Yo What the fuck is all this Franco And I'm lucky It's the same thing a lot though - This Is the End 00:26 And I'm lucky It's the same thing a lot though Guys guys guys - This Is the End 00:07 Guys guys guys And I have never been so wrong. All my life. - This Is the End 00:08 And I have never been so wrong. All my life. Baggingses. Thiefs. - This Is the End 00:08 Baggingses. Thiefs. Gandalf. - This Is the End 00:08 Gandalf. I'm sorry that I doubted you. -No, I would've doubted me too. - This Is the End 00:08 I'm sorry that I doubted you. -No, I would've doub... Is that what i think it is? - This Is the End 00:08 Is that what i think it is? Mr Gandalf. Help. - This Is the End 00:08 Mr Gandalf. Help. No, he isn't. - This Is the End 00:08 No, he isn't. Out of the frying pan... -And into the fire...run! - This Is the End 00:08 Out of the frying pan... -And into the fire...run! Quick to the trees. All of you. Climb up, Bilbo. Climb! - This Is the End 00:08 Quick to the trees. All of you. Climb up, Bilbo. Climb! That could've been worst. - This Is the End 00:08 That could've been worst. The halfling? -It's alright. Bilbo is here. - This Is the End 00:08 The halfling? -It's alright. Bilbo is here. Thief! - This Is the End 00:08 Thief!
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Cast

James Franco - James Franco
Jonah Hill - Jonah Hill
Seth Rogen - Seth Rogen
Jay Baruchel - Jay Baruchel
Danny McBride - Danny McBride
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