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Can we please go to fucking Carl's JrOhI would I would love to I'm on aI can't really eat that stuff right nowI'm on a uh WhatI'm on this cleanseYou're You're on a whatI'm on a cleanseWhat It's good

This Is the End

Oh, no. I'm drinking, I'm smoking weed. I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic

This Is the End • 2013

Jay Baruchel:
Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?Seth Rogen:Uh, I would love to, but I'm on a... I can't really eat that stuff right now. I'm on a... I'm on this cleanse.Jay Baruchel:You're on a what?Seth Rogen:I'm on a cleanse.Jay Baruchel: What?Seth Rogen:It's good for you. You're supposed to take six shits a day.Jay Baruchel:That's not true, you're supposed to shit twice a day.Seth Rogen:No. That's not true. That's what they used to think, now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day.Jay Baruchel:So you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed?Seth Rogen:Oh, no. I'm drinking, I'm smoking weed. I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic

Full Transcript

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Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr

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Oh

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I would I would love to I'm on a

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I can't really eat that stuff right now

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I'm on a uh What

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I'm on this cleanse

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You're You're on a what

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I'm on a cleanse

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What It's good for you

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I didn't know You're supposed to take six shits a day

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That's not true It is true

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You're supposed to shit twice a day No

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That's not true That's what they used to think

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Now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day

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So you're not drinking You're not smoking weed You're not

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No no I'm drinking and smoking weed But

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I'm on a cleanse I'm not psychotic

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ד ד ו ו ב ו

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ם בם ם ז ה

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הו ם ז ה ם זד

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ה נ ה ז ב ה וה ז בה ב ם

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וב ו ה בד ד ב זהםז

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ו ה

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ב ם ה זב ו ו ב ד בם נ

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ה זד ד

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ה ב ה ד ום

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בד

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זד ה ד ום

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ד הו ד ם

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ם ה ז ד םזדם נ

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ו ם ם ו ם

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ם ה ז ד ה םזדם נ ב

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ו ם ם ו ד הז ם זהו

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ב ה ם זה ה ם ה ז ד םזדם נ

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Eine Reinigung

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Was Das tut dir gut

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Man soll sechs Mal am Tag scheißen

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Ach Quatsch Doch

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Zwei Mal am Tag genügt Nein

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Stimmt nicht Das dachten sie früher

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Heute wissen sie man soll sechs Mal am Tag gehen

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Das heißt du trinkst nichts rauchst kein Gras machst kein

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Doch ich trinke und rauche Gras Aber

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Ist 'ne Reinigung kein Psychotrip

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Dir ginge es auch viel besser ohne dieses ständige Gluten

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Beschissen geht's dir nur wenn du Gluten isst

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Ist nicht wahr Doch

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Wer sagt denn so was Ist einfach so

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Du weißt doch nicht mal was Gluten ist Klar weiß ich das

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Nein du hast keine Ahnung Ich weiß was Gluten ist

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Baiklah aku sudah mendarat Aku di sini Kita sudah bertemu

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Bisakah kita pergi ke cafe Carl's Junior

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Oh

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Aku Aku mau sih Aku sedang

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Aku tidak begitu bisa makan yang begituan sekarang

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Aku sedang uh Apa

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Aku sedang menjalani cuci perut

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Kau sedang Kau sedang apa

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Aku sedang cuci perut

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Apa Itu bagus untukmu

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Entahlah Kita seharusnya buang air besar enam kali sehari

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Itu tidak benar Itu benar

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Kita seharusnya buang air besar dua kali sehari Tidak

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Itu tidak benar Itulah yang dulu mereka pikirkan

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Sekarang mereka tau seharusnya buang air besar itu enam kali sehari

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Jadi kau tidak minum minum Kau tidak merokok ganja Kau tidak

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Tidak tidak aku masih minum dan merokok ganja Tapi

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Aku sedang cuci perut Aku bukannya gila

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Я и сам не знал Оказывается срать нужно шесть раз в день

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Это чушь Не чушь

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Срать нужно два раза в день Нет Это раньше так думали

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Теперь до всех допёрло что срать нужно 6 раз в день

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То есть ты теперь не пьёшь Не куришь травку Ты не

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Нет нет я пью и курю травку Но

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У меня чистка организма а не мозгов

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Если ты прекратишь есть глютен

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ты будешь намного лучше себя чувствовать бл дь

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А когда тебе хреново это всё происки глютена

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Что за хрень Не хрень

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Кто тебе в ухо пёрнул что глютен есть нельзя Да

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Ты даже не знаешь что такое глютен Я знаю что такое глютен бля

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Ты понятия не имеешь что такое глютен Имею я о нём понятие

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Глютен это неопределённый термин

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Он характеризует всё что очень плохо типа

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Калории это глютен Жир это тоже глютен

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Seth Rogen como estás Bien

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Así que siempre interpretas al mismo personaje en cada pelicula

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Así que Cuando actuaras de verdad Ok Gracias

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Has algo dame tu famosa risa La risa de Seth Rogen

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Seth Rogen todo mundo

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Ok llegue aquí estoy nos saludamos

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Podemos por favor ir al jodido Carls Jr

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Me encantaria Yo Ya no puedo comer esas cosas

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Me Me estoy desintoxicando Que

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Tu que Desintoxicando

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Que Es bueno para ti

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Sabes deberiamos ir al baño 6 veces al día

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Duration

39 seconds

Views

1,262

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:54

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

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Movie Summary

Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.

Actors

Jay Baruchel

Seth Rogen

Danny Mcbride