I know it sounds really weird, but... I don't think we should let him in. Why not? Yeah,...

[the guys are debating whether or not to let a stranger into the house] James Franco: [whispering] I know it sounds really weird, but... I don't think we should let him in. Jay Baruchel: Why not? Headless Man: Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way. James Franco: I'm sorry, we just don't know you, man. You could be, like, a looter or a, a rapist or a tittyfucker, like... [Seth grabs his chest protectively] James Franco: ... I'm sorry. Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, and the first guy who comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy? Headless Man: I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here! Danny McBride: "Agagaga-fuckin'-crazy-out-here!" This guy fuckin' sucks. James Franco: What if he's the rapist? Jonah Hill: Man, even if he is a rapist, he can't rape all of us. Headless Man: [panicking] Yeah, no, I'm not a rapist! Seth Rogen: You gonna tittyfuck us? Headless Man: [almost in tears] If you want me to tittyfuck you, I will, so good, oh, you'll love it! Jay Baruchel: Seth, back me up, please, we can't just leave him out there to die, are you crazy? James Franco: [to Seth] What do you wanna do? I'll do whatever you wanna do. Seth Rogen: Uh, let's vote on it! Headless Man: Yeah, I fuckin' vote you let me in! Danny McBride: Here's my vote: fuck all of you, I'm letting him in. This is boring. [the guys all shout and rush to stop him; something growls outside] Headless Man: There's something out here! [the thing outside suddenly chops the man's head off, and the severed head bounces into the room, coming to a stop at Danny's feet] Danny McBride: [in shock] This is real! This is fucking real! [he kicks the head at James, who kicks it away from him immediately. The guys all start screaming and kicking the head around the room to get away from it] Jonah Hill: You guys! This man was alive a few seconds ago, we can't play soccer with his head! James Franco: Pick it up, Jonah. [Jonah picks up the head and immediately drops it again as blood gushes out of it] Danny McBride: What the fuck is going on? Jonah Hill: He blinked at me! He blinked at me! James Franco: Put it over there! [quivering in fear, Craig throws a blanket over the head]