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This Is the End

I would suck a dick for half a cracker!

Craig Robinson:
I would suck a dick for half a cracker!

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I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker
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Duration
4 seconds
Views
859
Timestamp in Movie
01:27:42
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.

Actors

Craig Robinson
Craig Robinson
Craig Robinson
Where is he? - This Is the End 00:19
Where is he?
Watch out, watch out! - This Is the End 00:20
Watch out, watch out!
What is that? - This Is the End 00:53
What is that?
Erebor. - This Is the End 00:16
Erebor.
You still read ancient dwergs, Do you not? - This Is the End 00:05
You still read ancient dwergs, Do you not?
Hey, hey, asshole! - This Is the End 00:28
Hey, hey, asshole!
Fuck, yeah! - This Is the End 00:11
Fuck, yeah!
Yo cut his fucking head offWhat's going onNoNo StopDannyWhat the fuckYou guys are still aliveYeahHoly shit I didn't expect thatFuck out hereGetShit I can't believe you guys are here Oh JesusThat's fucking crazy and your timing couldn't be more perfectIt's - This Is the End 01:30
Yo cut his fucking head offWhat's going onNoNo...
I call him Channing Tate yum - This Is the End 00:05
I call him Channing Tate yum
With or without our help, these dwarves will march on the mountain. - This Is the End 00:20
With or without our help, these dwarves will march on the mo...
I love himThat's fucking G I Joe dude Fucking loves me - This Is the End 00:06
I love himThat's fucking G I Joe dude Fucking loves me
Lady Galadriel. -Mithrandir. - This Is the End 00:06
Lady Galadriel. -Mithrandir.
Fucking Rapture. - This Is the End 00:06
Fucking Rapture.
I had no idea Lord Elrond has send for you. - This Is the End 00:10
I had no idea Lord Elrond has send for you.
What the fuck? - This Is the End 00:35
What the fuck?
What the fuckGo to hell McBrideFuck youSuck my dick - This Is the End 00:12
What the fuckGo to hell McBrideFuck youSuck my dick
Oh shit What happenedWhat did I do Take me backWhat did I doI'll tell you what happened FrancoYou don't get to get sucked up into Heaven'cause you were being petty Tom PettyYou may not have invited me to your partybut you're the guest of honor at - This Is the End 00:37
Oh shit What happenedWhat did I do Take me backWhat did I...
Seth, Jay! - This Is the End 00:54
Seth, Jay!
Fuck. Listen, Jay... Oh, shit. Get out of here, let's get out of here. - This Is the End 00:12
Fuck. Listen, Jay... Oh, shit. Get out of here, let's...
Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me! - This Is the End 00:18
Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me!