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[Rogen and McBride are digging through the floor of Franco's house when Franco storms through the second floor hallway, carrying his prop gun and a porno magazine]
James Franco:
Who did this? Who did this?
Seth Rogen:
Did what? What are you talking about?
James Franco:
Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?
Danny McBride:
[Raises hand]
It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.
James Franco:
Why?
Danny McBride:
When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?
James Franco:
Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?
Danny McBride:
I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.
James Franco:
What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?
Danny McBride:
No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!
James Franco:
I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!
Danny McBride:
I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!
James Franco:
That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!
Danny McBride:
You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.
James Franco:
You don't cum on my stuff!
Danny McBride:
I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!
James Franco:
I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!
Danny McBride:
Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!
[Both exchange masturbation gestures at each other]
Danny McBride:
[Grabbing baseball bat between his legs]
I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!
James Franco:
This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!
Danny McBride:
All over the fuckin' floor, all over the fuckin' place! I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want! I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'll cum everywhere!
James Franco:
If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fuckin' shoot it off!
Danny McBride:
You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
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Who did this
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Who did this
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Did what What are you talking about
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Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine
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I was nice enough to tell you about
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Was it you Seth
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No
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No It was me Franco
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I fucking made jizz in your magazine
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Why When I fucking jack off
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long enough I end up jizzing dude
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I'm assuming the same shit works for you
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Real fucking smart answer Why don't you fucking aim huh
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I have a particularly explosive ejaculate It just goes everywhere
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It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose
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You just got to grab on and pray to God
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it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth
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The fuck kind of jerking off is that
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What you never had any brothers
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You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue
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No I don't have any brothers
Clip duration: 51 seconds
Views: 321
Timestamp in movie: 00h 54m 53s
Uploaded: 01 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.
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