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Who did thisWho did thisDid what What are you talking aboutJizzed all over the pages of this nice magazineI was nice enough to tell you aboutWas it you SethNoNo It was me FrancoI fucking made jizz in

This Is the End

You don't have enough bullets, bitch!

This Is the End • 2013

James Franco:
Who did this? Who did this?Seth Rogen:Did what? What are you talking about?James Franco:Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?Danny McBride: It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.James Franco:Why?Danny McBride:When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?James Franco:Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?Danny McBride:I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.James Franco:What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?Danny McBride:No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!James Franco:I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!Danny McBride:I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!James Franco:That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!Danny McBride:You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.James Franco:You don't cum on my stuff!Danny McBride:I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!James Franco:I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!Danny McBride:Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!Danny McBride: I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!James Franco:This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!Danny McBride:All over the fuckin' floor, All over the fuckin' place! I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want! I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'll cum everywhere!James Franco:If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fuckin' shoot it off!Danny McBride:You don't have enough bullets, bitch!

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Who did this

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Who did this

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Did what What are you talking about

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Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine

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I was nice enough to tell you about

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Was it you Seth

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No

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No It was me Franco

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I fucking made jizz in your magazine

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Why When I fucking jack off

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long enough I end up jizzing dude

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I'm assuming the same shit works for you

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Real fucking smart answer Why don't you fucking aim huh

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I have a particularly explosive ejaculate It just goes everywhere

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It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose

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You just got to grab on and pray to God

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it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth

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The fuck kind of jerking off is that

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What you never had any brothers

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You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue

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No I don't have any brothers

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I was raised in a house of women

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I highly doubt they fucking taught you

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to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want

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I mean you're getting all worked up

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over a fucking porno mag

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Who has goddamn porno mags anymore

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Welcome to the 21st century Buck Rogers

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You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls

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yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim

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That's right man I like to fucking read

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You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here

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I've been dropping loads around this fucking house

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like a goddamn dump truck

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You don't cum on my stuff

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I'll cum wherever the fuck I want James

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I'll fucking cum in your kitchen

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I'll cum on your fucking art

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I'll cum anywhere I want

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I will fucking cum right on you

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I will cum like a fucking madman all over you McBride

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Ooh I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now

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I fucking dare you to cum on me

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God

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I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here

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This no more man All over your fucking face

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This fucking all more All over the fucking place

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I'll fucking cum anywhere I want

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I'll fucking cum on these walls

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I'll cum on the fucking cabinets

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On the fucking furniture I'll cum everywhere

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If I see your dick one more time

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I'm gonna fucking shoot it off

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You don't have enough bullets bitch

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ב דה ם דה בם ם ד ם

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הם בה זם ם ב ה ום דה ב ו

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ב בד ב ד ב ז ב ז ו

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Je gicle où je veux

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Dans ta cuisine sur tes tableaux

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Où je veux

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Moi je te gicle dessus

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Je te gicle dessus comme un taré

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J'aimerais bien voir ça

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Essaie un peu

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Je vais me la secouer à mort

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Moi je te gicle à la gueule

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Dans toute la baraque

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Je gicle où je veux

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Sur les murs sur les placards

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Sur les meubles partout

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Si je vois ta bite je la flingue

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T'as pas assez de balles pétasse

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Tu te branles plus chez moi

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Fait chier

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J'ai trop soif pour creuser

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Et pour boire il faut que je creuse

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Me lâche pas

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C'est mon destin de lâcher les gens

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Pas du tout Tu peux revenir et continuer à m'aider

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Un coup de main

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C'est pas ton tour t'es pas obligé

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J'ai rien à faire

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C'est sympa

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Tiens j'ai pensé à un truc

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Tu te rappelles la fois

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où je t'ai acheté un bon cadeau de 20 chez Taco Bell

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Et j'ai parié que tu mangerais pas tout

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Je me suis demandé

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combien de bouffe ça représentait

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Une quantité illimitée

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On a été voir Gladiator

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et tu t'es chié dessus en plein film

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Nein Ich war es Franco

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Ich hab dein Heft vollgespritzt

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Warum Wenn ich lange genug wichse

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spritze ich halt ab Alter

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Ich nehme an bei dir ist das ähnlich

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Echt pfiffig deine Antwort Warum zielst du nicht

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Mein Ejakulat ist besonders explosiv Es spritzt einfach überallhin

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Wie ein verdammter Feuerwehrschlauch

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Man hält ihn fest und betet dass es nicht in Augen oder Mund spritzt

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Was ist das für eine Art zu Wichsen Hattest du nie Brüder

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Hast du nicht gelernt in eine Socke oder ein Taschentuch zu wichsen

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Ich habe keine Brüder Ich bin in einem Haus voller Frauen aufgewachsen

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Ich bezweifle dass sie dir beibrachten

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deine Augen zu schließen und einfach irgendwohin zu spritzen

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Was regst du dich so auf wegen einem scheiß Pornoheft

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Wer hat heutzutage noch Pornohefte

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Willkommen im 21 Jahrhundert Buck Rogers

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Dein Haus hat verdammte iPads in den Wänden

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aber du wichst wie ein verdammter Pilger

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Absolut richtig Ich lese verdammt gern

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Glaubst du ich habe nur da draufgespritzt

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Ich hab im ganzen Haus Ladungen verteilt wie ein scheiß Muldenkipper

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Spritz mein Zeug nicht an

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Ich spritze wohin ich will James In deine verdammte Küche

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Auf deine verdammten Kunstwerke Ich spritze wohin ich will

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Ich spritze dich gleich an

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Ich spritz dich überall an wie ein Irrer McBride

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Ja dann spritz mich doch an Spritz mich an wenn du dich traust

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Gott

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Ich wichs meinen Schwanz steinhart hier drin

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Damit ist Schluss Mann Oder ich spritz dir ins Gesicht

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Von wegen Schluss Im ganzen verdammten Haus

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Ich spritze wohin ich will

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Ich spritze die Wände an Ich spritze die Schränke an

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Und die verdammten Möbel Ich spritze überallhin

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Wenn ich deinen Schwanz nochmal sehe schieße ich ihn ab

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Dafür hast du nicht genug Kugeln du Arsch

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Hör auf in meinem Haus überall rumzuspritzen McBride

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Komm schon Mann Scheiß drauf

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Ich bin Ich bin zu durstig dafür

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Und der Witz ist dass ich meinen Durst erst löschen kann wenn ich fertig bin

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Verdammt ich hasse das Danny nein

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Siapa yang melakukan ini

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Melakukan apa Apa yang kau bicarakan

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Air mani di semua halaman majalah yang bagus

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yang dengan senang hati kutunjukkan pada kalian

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Apa ini perbuatanmu Seth

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Bukan

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Bukan Itu perbuatanku Franco

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Aku muncrat di majalahmu

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Mengapa Ketika aku bermasturbasi

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dengan cukup lama aku akan muncrat teman

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Aku mengira hal yang sama juga terjadi padamu

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Jawaban yang sangat pintar Mengapa tidak kau arahkan huh

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Aku mengalami ejakulasi yang meledak ledak Muncrat kemana mana

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Itu seperti selang pemadam kebakaran yang liar

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Kau hanya bisa bertahan dan berdoa pada Tuhan

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supaya tidak muncrat kena mata dan mulutmu

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Masturbasi macam apa itu

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Apa kau tidak punya saudara

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Kau tidak belajar muncrat di kaus kaki atau tisu

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Tidak aku tidak punya saudara

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Aku dibesarkan di rumah yang penuh dengan wanita

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Aku meragukan mereka mengajarkanmu

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untuk menutup matamu dan muncrat kemanapun kau mau

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Maksudku bahan coli mu adalah

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sebuah majalah porno

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Siapa sekarang yang masih punya majalah porno

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Selamat datang di abad 21 Buck Rogers

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Kau merancang rumahmu dengan iPad pada dindingnya

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tapi kau bermasturbasi seperti seorang peziarah

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Itu benar bro Aku suka membaca

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Kau pikir majalah itu saja yang aku muncratkan di sini

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Aku sudah memuncratkan di seluruh rumah ini

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seperti dump truk

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Kau tidak boleh muncrat di barang barangku

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Aku akan muncrat dimanapun aku mau James

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Aku akan muncrat di dapurmu

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Aku akan muncrat di karya senimu

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Aku akan muncrat kemanapun aku mau

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Aku akan muncrat tepat pada dirimu

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Aku akan muncrat seperti orang gila di sekujur tubuhmu McBride

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Ooh Aku sangat berharap kau muncrat padaku sekarang

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Aku menantangmu untuk muncrat padaku

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Ya Tuhan

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Aku akan mengocok penisku dengan keras di sini

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Ini tidak lagi bro Berlepotan di wajahmu

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Ini ada lagi Di seluruh tempat ini

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Aku akan muncrat dimanapun aku mau

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Aku akan muncrat di dinding

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Aku akan muncrat di lemari

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Di perabotan Aku akan mucrat dimana mana

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Jika aku melihat penismu sekali lagi

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aku akan menembaknya

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Kau tidak punya cukup banyak peluru

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Когда я подолгу дрочу в конце я обычно спускаю чувак

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Ты наверное тоже так делаешь

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Охрененно умный ответ А куда нибудь спустить не резон

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Моя сперма вылетает со взрывом и оседает на всё что рядом

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Как бл дь из пожарного шланга

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Приходится хватать его и молиться Богу чтобы сперма не попала в глаза или в рот

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Да ты чё бл дь дрочить не умеешь У тебя не было старших братьев

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Тебя не учили спускать в носок бл дь или в салфетку нах й

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Нет у меня не было братьев Я рос в женском обществе

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Вряд ли они учили тебя

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закрывать глаза бл дь и кончать бл дь на всё что ты хочешь

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Чё ты завёлся из за сраного порножурнала

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Кто теперь держит порножурналы

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Добро пожаловать в 21 й век Бак Роджерс

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Ты сам спроектировал дом где на стенах висят Ай пэды

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а член свой дрочишь по старинке как паломник

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Правильно чувак Просто я люблю читать бл дь

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Думаешь я только на твой журнал наспускал

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Да я тут по всему дому ходил и своим надроченным членом тряс

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Не смей лить сперму на мои вещи

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Моя сперма где хочу там и выплёскиваю Джеймс

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Захочу на кухне дам залп блядь Захочу картины твои обспускаю

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Где хочу там и дрочу А я на тебя спущу сука

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Я как безумный буду дрочить и кончать на тебя МакБрайд

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Да я просто мечтаю чтобы ты спустил ме на голову

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Я приказываю тебе сука залить меня спермой

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Боже

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Я тут свой член буду постоянно держать надроченным блядь

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Всё вопрос закрыт чувак Моя сперма течёт тебе в морду

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Буду шмалить без устали Весь дом загажу блядь

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Где хочу там и дрочу Все стены будут в подтёках

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В шкафах будет вонища

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Вся мебель утонет в сперме Я буду спускать повсюду

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Ещё раз увижу твой х й отстрелю его нах й

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Патронов не хватит гном

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В моём доме ты больше дрочить не будешь МакБрайд

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Да ладно вам Да пошёл он

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Мне жажда не даёт работать И горькая ирония состоит в том

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что я не смогу утолить жажду пока не закончу эту работу

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Чёрт ненавижу Дэнни стой

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Не уходи Дэнни не уходи от меня

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Слишком поздно Сет Я уже отошёл слишком далеко

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Нет не далеко Ты всё ещё можешь вернуться

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Pero ni siquiera tienes balas perra

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No te masturbes en mi puta casa McBride

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No lo hagas amigo

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A la mierda esto Mierda

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Tengo demasiada sed como para hacer esto

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Y lo mas ironico es que no podre saciar mi sed hasta que termine esto

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Maldición Danny no

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No te vayas Danny No te vayas

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Muy tarde Seth Ya estoy muy lejos

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Aún así puedes regresar y ayudarme

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Solo voltea y ven a ayudarme

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Danny

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Daniel

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Necesitas ayuda

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Si amigo pero tu turno recién acabo

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No tienes que hacerlo si no quieres

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Yo entiendo Que mas podría hacer

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Realmente lo aprecio amigo Gracias

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Listo Esta bien

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No lo se Estaba pensando acerca de cuando

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Recuerdas cuando te di ese cupón de Taco Bell de 20 dolares

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Y apostamos que jamas podrías comer esa cantidad de comida

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Si lo recuerdo Recuerdo que pense

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Que cuanto puedo comprar con 20 Dolares en Taco Bell

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La respuesta es El infinito O cuando fuimos a ver Gladiador

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Si Y Te cagaste a la mitad de la pelicula

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Cierto Por los tigres

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Si por que le temía a los tigres Si

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Y cuando el seguno salio yo solo

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Me cague en el cine

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Dios

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Están bien Creo que me rompí el trasero

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Maldición Ellos cruzaron

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Lo hicieron

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Les dolio Si eso dolio mucho

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Hice la mayor parte solo para que sepán

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Duration

112 seconds

Views

3,464

Timestamp in Movie

00:56:04

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

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Movie Summary

Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.

Actors

James Franco

Seth Rogen

Danny Mcbride