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Who did this? Who did this?Seth Rogen:Did what? What are you talking about?James Franco:Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?Danny McBride: It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.James Franco:Why?Danny McBride:When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?James Franco:Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?Danny McBride:I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.James Franco:What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?Danny McBride:No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!James Franco:I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!Danny McBride:I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!James Franco:That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!Danny McBride:You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.James Franco:You don't cum on my stuff!Danny McBride:I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!James Franco:I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!Danny McBride:Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!Danny McBride: I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!James Franco:This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!Danny McBride:All over the fuckin' floor, All over the fuckin' place! I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want! I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'll cum everywhere!James Franco:If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fuckin' shoot it off!Danny McBride:You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
Who did this? Who did this?Seth Rogen:Did what? What are you talking about?James Franco:Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth?Danny McBride: It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine.James Franco:Why?Danny McBride:When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you?James Franco:Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh?Danny McBride:I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.James Franco:What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue?Danny McBride:No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women!James Franco:I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want!Danny McBride:I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!James Franco:That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read!Danny McBride:You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck.James Franco:You don't cum on my stuff!Danny McBride:I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!James Franco:I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride!Danny McBride:Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me!Danny McBride: I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here!James Franco:This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face!Danny McBride:All over the fuckin' floor, All over the fuckin' place! I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want! I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'll cum everywhere!James Franco:If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fuckin' shoot it off!Danny McBride:You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
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Who did this
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Who did this
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Did what What are you talking about
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Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine
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I was nice enough to tell you about
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Was it you Seth
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No
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No It was me Franco
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I fucking made jizz in your magazine
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Why When I fucking jack off
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long enough I end up jizzing dude
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I'm assuming the same shit works for you
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Real fucking smart answer Why don't you fucking aim huh
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I have a particularly explosive ejaculate It just goes everywhere
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It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose
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You just got to grab on and pray to God
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it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth
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The fuck kind of jerking off is that
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What you never had any brothers
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You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue
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No I don't have any brothers
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I was raised in a house of women
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I highly doubt they fucking taught you
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to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want
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I mean you're getting all worked up
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over a fucking porno mag
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Who has goddamn porno mags anymore
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Welcome to the 21st century Buck Rogers
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You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls
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yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim
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That's right man I like to fucking read
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You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here
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I've been dropping loads around this fucking house
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like a goddamn dump truck
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You don't cum on my stuff
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I'll cum wherever the fuck I want James
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I'll fucking cum in your kitchen
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I'll cum on your fucking art
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I'll cum anywhere I want
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I will fucking cum right on you
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I will cum like a fucking madman all over you McBride
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Ooh I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now
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I fucking dare you to cum on me
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God
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I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here
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This no more man All over your fucking face
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This fucking all more All over the fucking place
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I'll fucking cum anywhere I want
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I'll fucking cum on these walls
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I'll cum on the fucking cabinets
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On the fucking furniture I'll cum everywhere
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If I see your dick one more time
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I'm gonna fucking shoot it off
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You don't have enough bullets bitch
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Movie Summary
Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.


