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You know what Danny If you weren't jizzingall the time maybe you'd be more hydratedYou're making me into a joke right now Francoand you are not gonna like the fucking punch line
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This Is the End

You're making me into a joke right now, Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking...

James Franco:
You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing all the time, maybe you would be more hydrated!Danny McBride:You're making me into a joke right now, Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punchline!

Full Transcript

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You know what Danny If you weren't jizzing
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all the time maybe you'd be more hydrated
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You're making me into a joke right now Franco
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and you are not gonna like the fucking punch line
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
874
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:57
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves.

Actors

James Franco
James Franco
James Franco
Danny McBride
Danny Mcbride
Danny McBride
Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill
No more jerking off No more water Just sit the fuck down - This Is the End 00:05
No more jerking off No more water Just sit the fuck down
All right, guys, let's get rid of him. - This Is the End 00:32
All right, guys, let's get rid of him.
The fucker's got to goGoThe fucker's got to go - This Is the End 00:07
The fucker's got to goGoThe fucker's got to go
Get 'em in their stand. - This Is the End 00:06
Get 'em in their stand.
I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymoreIt's because I party so fucking hardAlways have Ever since I was a babyI wouldn't just suck on my mama's tittiesI would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'emEverything I've been doing has - This Is the End 00:44
I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out...
Bilbo. -No. - This Is the End 00:10
Bilbo. -No.
Thank you, James. - This Is the End 00:11
Thank you, James.
Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerdFuck youAnd Jonahyou fucking cuntCraig you didn't have my back back thereYou fuckin' disappoint me BroAnd Seth you duplicitous taintWhat Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock sucking two faced - This Is the End 00:27
Franco you're just a pretentious fucking nerdFuck...
What Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock sucking two faced backstabberWhat the fuck are you talking aboutI overheard your little conversation with Craig all rightThe only reason why you care about any of us isbecause you think that's what - This Is the End 00:46
What Then of course there's Jaythe self righteous cock...
We are riddled. - This Is the End 00:28
We are riddled.
Get the fuck out of here. - This Is the End 00:33
Get the fuck out of here.
Jonah you okay YeahBleedingYeahHis insides hurt worse than my outsides - This Is the End 00:17
Jonah you okay YeahBleedingYeahHis insides hurt worse than...
Yeah. His insides hurt worse than my outsides. - This Is the End 00:10
Yeah. His insides hurt worse than my outsides.
Dear God, I'd like to pray to You for a second. - This Is the End 00:53
Dear God, I'd like to pray to You for a second.
It's me Jonah HillFrom Moneyball - This Is the End 00:08
It's me Jonah HillFrom Moneyball
Where did you go to, if i may ask? -to look ahead. - This Is the End 00:20
Where did you go to, if i may ask? -to look ahead.
They must've come down from Etinwoods. - This Is the End 00:28
They must've come down from Etinwoods.
What a stench. -It's a trollenhol. - This Is the End 00:12
What a stench. -It's a trollenhol.
Seems ashame, just to let 'em lay around. - This Is the End 00:14
Seems ashame, just to let 'em lay around.
Stop, man. - This Is the End 00:09
Stop, man.