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Thor

Guards! Guards, please, help!

Thor • 2011
Guards! Guards, please, help!

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Guards
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Guards please help
Available in 9 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
335
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:05
Uploaded
Mar 18, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, fantasy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The powerful but arrogant god Thor is cast out of Asgard to live amongst humans in Midgard (Earth), where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders.
How'd you get inside that cloud? - Thor 00:09
How'd you get inside that cloud?
Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry? - Thor 00:06
Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still...
This drink I like it I know It's great rightAnotherSorry Izzy Little accidentWhat was that It was delicious I want anotherWell you could have just said so I just didNo I mean ask nicely I meant no disrespectAll right Well no more smashingDealYou have my - Thor 00:26
This drink I like it I know It's great...
- No, I mean, ask nicely. - Thor 00:05
- No, I mean, ask nicely.
They're saying some kind of satellite landed out in the desert. - Thor 00:05
They're saying some kind of satellite landed out in the...
Yeah, we were having a good time with it until the Feds showed up. - Thor 00:06
Yeah, we were having a good time with it until the Feds...
Oh my God This is going on Facebook Smile - Thor 00:04
Oh my God This is going on Facebook Smile
What did it look like the satellite - Thor 00:05
What did it look like the satellite
I mean, nobody could lift it. - Thor 00:06
I mean, nobody could lift it.
Looked like the whole army was coming when we left - Thor 00:10
Looked like the whole army was coming when we left
Dumbass! - Thor 00:32
Dumbass!
- To get what belongs to me. - Thor 00:05
- To get what belongs to me.
Well whatever it isthe government seems to think it's theirsSo you just intend to go in there and take itYesIf you take me there nowI'll tell you everything you wish to knowEverything YesAll the answers you seek will be yours once I reclaim MjolnirMyeu - Thor 00:19
Well whatever it isthe government seems to think it's...
All the answers you seek will be yours once I reclaim Mjolnir - Thor 00:05
All the answers you seek will be yours once I reclaim...
Myeu muh What's Myeu muh - Thor 00:04
Myeu muh What's Myeu muh
Please don't do this. - Thor 00:26
Please don't do this.
He's talking about Mjolnir and Thor and Bifrost. - Thor 00:06
He's talking about Mjolnir and Thor and Bifrost.
I'm sorry but I can't take youThen this is where we say goodbyeThank youJane FosterErik SelvigDarcyfarewell - Thor 00:26
I'm sorry but I can't take youThen this is where...
I'm sorry but I can't take youThen this is where we say goodbyeUmThank youJane FosterErik SelvigDarcyfarewell - Thor 00:26
I'm sorry but I can't take youThen this is where...
Um... Thank you? Jane Foster, Erik Selvig, Darcy, farewell. - Thor 00:15
Um... Thank you? Jane Foster, Erik Selvig, Darcy, farewell.