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"Three Amigos!" quotes

Three Amigos! poster
Three actors accept an invitation to a Mexican village to perform their onscreen bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is the real thing.

Director: John Landis
Writer: Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, western
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $39,246,734
Released: 12 Dec 1986
Awards: N/A

54 video clips

JefeEl GuapoLucky DayJuanitaCarmenDusty BottomsNed NederlanderPapa SanchezBartenderPabloConchitaMama SanchezMortySamTelegrapherRodrigoRositaBandito #3Bandito #2
You dirt eating piece of slime - Three Amigos! 00:23 You dirt eating piece of slime My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile - Three Amigos! 01:17 My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile Wherever there is injustice - Three Amigos! 00:31 Wherever there is injustice Burned the village - Three Amigos! 00:32 Burned the village I like these guys - Three Amigos! 00:15 I like these guys He's tuckered out all ready - Three Amigos! 02:15 He's tuckered out all ready Why don't you come down here and sit on my lap - Three Amigos! 00:22 Why don't you come down here and sit on my lap One Hundred Thousand Pesos - Three Amigos! 02:01 One Hundred Thousand Pesos I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom - Three Amigos! 01:06 I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom Have you ever kissed a girl - Three Amigos! 00:42 Have you ever kissed a girl All of us has an El Guapo to face - Three Amigos! 00:29 All of us has an El Guapo to face Are gringos falling from the sky - Three Amigos! 00:14 Are gringos falling from the sky Which one do you like - Three Amigos! 00:13 Which one do you like We're just gonna have to use our brains - Three Amigos! 00:17 We're just gonna have to use our brains You are very great - Three Amigos! 00:55 You are very great You killed the invisible swordsman - Three Amigos! 00:24 You killed the invisible swordsman Jefe you do not understand women - Three Amigos! 00:30 Jefe you do not understand women Do you have anything here besides Mexican food - Three Amigos! 00:05 Do you have anything here besides Mexican food We don't have beer - Three Amigos! 00:08 We don't have beer What do you mean - Three Amigos! 00:18 What do you mean Can I have your watch when you are dead - Three Amigos! 00:05 Can I have your watch when you are dead What is it doing here - Three Amigos! 00:10 What is it doing here Sew like the wind - Three Amigos! 00:10 Sew like the wind Tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman - Three Amigos! 00:25 Tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman I'll come back one day - Three Amigos! 00:06 I'll come back one day Do you know what nada means - Three Amigos! 00:17 Do you know what nada means What am I doing in Mexico - Three Amigos! 00:45 What am I doing in Mexico So I just wait here then - Three Amigos! 00:05 So I just wait here then El Guapo only kills men - Three Amigos! 00:11 El Guapo only kills men Oh great - Three Amigos! 00:08 Oh great Tell me Carmen do you know what foreplay is - Three Amigos! 00:13 Tell me Carmen do you know what foreplay is This is not a town of weaklings - Three Amigos! 00:34 This is not a town of weaklings It'll be a cold day in hell - Three Amigos! 00:12 It'll be a cold day in hell How do you like your bat - Three Amigos! 00:10 How do you like your bat I like these guys - Three Amigos! 00:11 I like these guys One time Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set - Three Amigos! 00:45 One time Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set And that you have done - Three Amigos! 00:35 And that you have done But could it be that once again - Three Amigos! 00:14 But could it be that once again Dear Little Buttercup - Three Amigos! 00:08 Dear Little Buttercup My little buttercup has the sweetest smile - Three Amigos! 00:11 My little buttercup has the sweetest smile Tell us we will die like dogs - Three Amigos! 00:21 Tell us we will die like dogs You wanna die with a man's gun - Three Amigos! 00:09 You wanna die with a man's gun Wherever liberty is threatened you will find - Three Amigos! 00:09 Wherever liberty is threatened you will find What are you gonna do with your share of the money - Three Amigos! 00:51 What are you gonna do with your share of the money Well I'd like to continue to work for free - Three Amigos! 00:09 Well I'd like to continue to work for free We will not die like dogs - Three Amigos! 00:12 We will not die like dogs Hey why don't you come over here and sit on my lap - Three Amigos! 00:12 Hey why don't you come over here and sit on my lap Look up here look up here - Three Amigos! 00:08 Look up here look up here Does anybody have a watch - Three Amigos! 00:07 Does anybody have a watch Get a wardrobe over here right away - Three Amigos! 00:07 Get a wardrobe over here right away What we're talking about is money real money - Three Amigos! 00:10 What we're talking about is money real money What are we gonna do - Three Amigos! 00:08 What are we gonna do

Cast

Lucky Day - Steve Martin
Dusty Bottoms - Chevy Chase
Ned Nederlander - Martin Short
El Guapo - Alfonso Arau
Jefe - Tony Plana
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