"Three Men and a Baby" quotes

Three Men and a Baby poster
Three bachelors find themselves forced to take care of a baby left by one of the guys' girlfriends.

Director: Leonard Nimoy
Writer: Coline Serreau, James Orr, Jim Cruickshank
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, family
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $167,780,960
Released: 25 Nov 1987
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

36 Clips

You would see that I wouldn't let her - Three Men and a Baby 00:06
You would see that I wouldn't let her
Yeah we got your message - Three Men and a Baby 00:27
Yeah we got your message
Look at the hairy chest You like that You like that You wanna You want one of these - Three Men and a Baby 00:06
Look at the hairy chest You like that You like that You...
What You're gonna have to wash where the poop was - Three Men and a Baby 00:05
What You're gonna have to wash where the poop was
That's a baby Oh I know it's a baby - Three Men and a Baby 00:08
That's a baby Oh I know it's a baby
Where the hell have you been This baby hasn't stopped crying since you left and she did a doodle - Three Men and a Baby 00:12
Where the hell have you been This baby hasn't stopped crying...
Feels as though she's ready for a change Oh - Three Men and a Baby 00:08
Feels as though she's ready for a change Oh
How old is she anyway How should I know You want me to check her driver's licence - Three Men and a Baby 00:05
How old is she anyway How should I know You want me to check...
Hold still kid Gee Hey how do you put on these goddam things anyway - Three Men and a Baby 00:17
Hold still kid Gee Hey how do you put on these goddam things...
I'll bring you guys something back from Turkey if you're good Maybe a drumstick or somethin' - Three Men and a Baby 00:06
I'll bring you guys something back from Turkey if you're...
Oh She doodled Doodled - Three Men and a Baby 00:08
Oh She doodled Doodled
All right Ooh this is disgusting - Three Men and a Baby 00:12
All right Ooh this is disgusting
Unfortunately Mr Hathaway and I were never able to have any of our own - Three Men and a Baby 00:09
Unfortunately Mr Hathaway and I were never able to have any...
Feel her teeth What Just feel her teeth - Three Men and a Baby 00:32
Feel her teeth What Just feel her teeth
Your daddy's a dead man - Three Men and a Baby 00:04
Your daddy's a dead man
I had to go to three different places to buy four different kinds of formula - Three Men and a Baby 00:13
I had to go to three different places to buy four different...
Where is he Jack Oh - Three Men and a Baby 00:07
Where is he Jack Oh
And there's been shit all over this place for days ''Shit'' - Three Men and a Baby 00:14
And there's been shit all over this place for days ''Shit''
Baby take very very much work huh Yeah - Three Men and a Baby 00:09
Baby take very very much work huh Yeah
The little insect was just waiting for that diaper to fall off - Three Men and a Baby 00:07
The little insect was just waiting for that diaper to fall...
Whoa These diapers are way too big - Three Men and a Baby 00:10
Whoa These diapers are way too big
''going straight for his opponent's body - Three Men and a Baby 00:18
''going straight for his opponent's body
All we gotta do is is feed it It'll shut up - Three Men and a Baby 00:12
All we gotta do is is feed it It'll shut up
Whew Angela Whew boy you look different What happened - Three Men and a Baby 00:05
Whew Angela Whew boy you look different What happened
Goodbye - Three Men and a Baby 00:36
Goodbye
Wait a minute Peter this is a girl Should we be doing this Michael just hold her will ya - Three Men and a Baby 00:06
Wait a minute Peter this is a girl Should we be doing this...
What Yeah take a look at this This is your friend Paul Milner - Three Men and a Baby 00:19
What Yeah take a look at this This is your friend Paul...
Where'd you put the baby powder - Three Men and a Baby 00:19
Where'd you put the baby powder
I realize such a concept tends to negate our belief in a benevolent God but yes - Three Men and a Baby 00:06
I realize such a concept tends to negate our belief in a...
I think she did a doodle Your turn to change her - Three Men and a Baby 00:09
I think she did a doodle Your turn to change her
How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting - Three Men and a Baby 00:05
How can something so small create so much of something so...
How old's your baby - Three Men and a Baby 00:09
How old's your baby
And remember there's a quarter of a million dollars in heroin in that diaper pail - Three Men and a Baby 00:08
And remember there's a quarter of a million dollars in...
Oh wait a minute How about Hush little baby don't you cry - Three Men and a Baby 00:09
Oh wait a minute How about Hush little baby don't you cry
''The champ caught Smith with a savage left hook - Three Men and a Baby 00:31
''The champ caught Smith with a savage left hook
I'm a goddamned saint ''Saint'' is a little bit much but - Three Men and a Baby 00:06
I'm a goddamned saint ''Saint'' is a little bit much but

Cast

Peter - Tom Selleck
Michael - Steve Guttenberg
Jack - Ted Danson
Sylvia - Nancy Travis
Rebecca - Margaret Colin
Patty - Alexandra Amini
Woman at Gift Shop - Francine Beers
Mary - Lisa Blair
Mary - Michelle Blair
Detective Melkowitz - Philip Bosco
Dramatic Actress - Barbara Budd
Handsome Man at Party - Michael Burgess
Angelyne - Claire Cellucci
Man at Party #1 - Eugene Clark
Jan Clopatz - Derek de Lint
Tawnya - Michèle Duquet
Telephone Installer - David Ferry
Grocery Store Clerk - Dave Foley
Vince - Paul Guilfoyle
Mrs. Hathaway - Cynthia Harris
Satch - Earl Hindman
Jack's Mother - Celeste Holm
Cab Driver - Mario Joyner
Detective #1 - Gary Howard Klar
One of Jack's Girls - Christine Kossak
Detective #2 - Joe Lynn
Security Guard - Edward D. Murphy
Gate Attendant - Jacqueline Murphy
Gift Shop Clerk - Colin Quinn
Mounted Policeman - Thomas Quinn
Edna - Jackie Richardson
Paul Milner - John Gould Rubin
Cherise - Camilla Scott
Swimming Instructor - Daniele Scott
Vanessa - Sharolyn Sparrow
Sally - Stevie Vallance
Adam - Jonathan Whittaker
Party Guest - Peter Bontje
- Christine Cossack
Baby - Billy Kay