"Three Men and a Baby" quotes
Three bachelors find themselves forced to take care of a baby left by one of the guys' girlfriends.
Director: Leonard Nimoy
Writer: Coline Serreau, James Orr, Jim Cruickshank
Released: 25 Nov 1987
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination
00:06You would see that I wouldn't let her
00:27Yeah we got your message
00:06Look at the hairy chest You like that You like that You...
00:05What You're gonna have to wash where the poop was
00:08That's a baby Oh I know it's a baby
00:12Where the hell have you been This baby hasn't stopped crying...
00:08Feels as though she's ready for a change Oh
00:05How old is she anyway How should I know You want me to check...
00:17Hold still kid Gee Hey how do you put on these goddam things...
00:06I'll bring you guys something back from Turkey if you're...
00:08Oh She doodled Doodled
00:12All right Ooh this is disgusting
00:09Unfortunately Mr Hathaway and I were never able to have any...
00:32Feel her teeth What Just feel her teeth
00:04Your daddy's a dead man
00:13I had to go to three different places to buy four different...
00:07Where is he Jack Oh
00:14And there's been shit all over this place for days ''Shit''
00:09Baby take very very much work huh Yeah
00:07The little insect was just waiting for that diaper to fall...
00:10Whoa These diapers are way too big
00:18''going straight for his opponent's body
00:12All we gotta do is is feed it It'll shut up
00:05Whew Angela Whew boy you look different What happened
00:06Wait a minute Peter this is a girl Should we be doing this...
00:19What Yeah take a look at this This is your friend Paul...
00:19Where'd you put the baby powder
00:06I realize such a concept tends to negate our belief in a...
00:09I think she did a doodle Your turn to change her
00:05How can something so small create so much of something so...
00:09How old's your baby
00:08And remember there's a quarter of a million dollars in...
00:09Oh wait a minute How about Hush little baby don't you cry
00:31''The champ caught Smith with a savage left hook
00:06I'm a goddamned saint ''Saint'' is a little bit much but
Peter - Tom Selleck
Michael - Steve Guttenberg
Jack - Ted Danson
Sylvia - Nancy Travis
Rebecca - Margaret Colin
Patty - Alexandra Amini
Woman at Gift Shop - Francine Beers
Mary - Lisa Blair
Mary - Michelle Blair
Detective Melkowitz - Philip Bosco
Dramatic Actress - Barbara Budd
Handsome Man at Party - Michael Burgess
Angelyne - Claire Cellucci
Man at Party #1 - Eugene Clark
Jan Clopatz - Derek de Lint
Tawnya - Michèle Duquet
Telephone Installer - David Ferry
Grocery Store Clerk - Dave Foley
Vince - Paul Guilfoyle
Mrs. Hathaway - Cynthia Harris
Satch - Earl Hindman
Jack's Mother - Celeste Holm
Cab Driver - Mario Joyner
Detective #1 - Gary Howard Klar
One of Jack's Girls - Christine Kossak
Detective #2 - Joe Lynn
Security Guard - Edward D. Murphy
Gate Attendant - Jacqueline Murphy
Gift Shop Clerk - Colin Quinn
Mounted Policeman - Thomas Quinn
Edna - Jackie Richardson
Paul Milner - John Gould Rubin
Cherise - Camilla Scott
Swimming Instructor - Daniele Scott
Vanessa - Sharolyn Sparrow
Sally - Stevie Vallance
Adam - Jonathan Whittaker
Party Guest - Peter Bontje
Baby - Billy Kay