Somebody leaves a baby at the door and you automatically assume it's mine? The baby...
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Jack Holden:
Somebody leaves a baby at the door and you automatically assume it's mine? The baby doesn't look anything like me! I'm bigger... and I've got more hair!
Peter:
[reads note that came with Mary]
"Dear Jack, here is our baby. I'm sorry I can't handle this right now..."
Jack Holden:
[snatches note from Peter and reads]
S-S-Sylvia?... Stratford! A year and a half... a year and a half ago. I did 'Taming of the Shrew'; she was the Shrew! I did some of my best work in that one... got great reviews!
Michael Kellam:
Jack, you're such a jerk. You're always thinking of yourself! I wanna kill you...
Peter:
[holds Michael back]
Don't worry, Michael, you won't have to. Jack, I would like to introduce you to your daughter, Mary.
Jack Holden:
But... uh... what am I supposed to do with it?
Peter:
We've put our lives on hold, Jack, taking care of this kid. And now, it's your turn.
Jack Holden:
Okay... okay... I'm an actor. I can do a father. Shouldn't be that hard.
Michael Kellam:
Goodnight, Jack.
Jack Holden:
[as Mary begins to cry]
Wait, what's wrong with her?
Peter, Michael Kellam:
[walking back to bed]
Goodnight, Jack.
Transcript
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Goodbye
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Nice talking to you It was very illuminating
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He heard the phone call We're dead
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You think Jack's involved in this I don't know
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We gotta talk to Paul Milner
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Why him Because he is involved
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Couldn't you think of somewhere better to hide the drugs
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Hey it was perfect until you insisted that he hold the baby
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All right you're right Michael I'm sorry Where'd you put 'em now
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In the garbage pail under the other dirty diapers Nobody's gonna look for it there
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 139
Timestamp in movie: 00h 46m 36s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, family
Summary: Three bachelors find themselves forced to take care of a baby left by one of the guys' girlfriends.
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00:05 Whew Angela Whew boy you look different What happened
00:12 All we gotta do is is feed it It'll shut up
00:18 ''going straight for his opponent's body
00:10 Whoa These diapers are way too big
00:07 The little insect was just waiting for that diaper to fall...
00:09 Baby take very very much work huh Yeah
00:14 And there's been shit all over this place for days...
00:07 Where is he Jack Oh
00:13 I had to go to three different places to buy four different...
00:04 Your daddy's a dead man
00:32 Feel her teeth What Just feel her teeth
00:09 Unfortunately Mr Hathaway and I were never able to have any...
00:12 All right Ooh this is disgusting
00:08 Oh She doodled Doodled
00:06 I'll bring you guys something back from Turkey if...
00:17 Hold still kid Gee Hey how do you put on these goddam things...
00:05 How old is she anyway How should I know You want me to check...
00:08 Feels as though she's ready for a change Oh
00:12 Where the hell have you been This baby hasn't stopped...
00:08 That's a baby Oh I know it's a baby