Goodnight, Jack
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Jack Holden:
Somebody leaves a baby at the door and you automatically assume it's mine? The baby doesn't look anything like me! I'm bigger... and I've got more hair! Peter:
[reads note that came with Mary]
"Dear Jack, here is our baby. I'm sorry I can't handle this right now..." Jack Holden:
[snatches note from Peter and reads]
S-S-Sylvia?... Stratford! A year and a half... a year and a half ago. I did 'Taming of the Shrew'; she was the Shrew! I did some of my best work in that one... got great reviews! Michael Kellam:
Jack, you're such a jerk. You're always thinking of yourself! I wanna kill you... Peter:
[holds Michael back]
Don't worry, Michael, you won't have to. Jack, I would like to introduce you to your daughter, Mary. Jack Holden:
But... uh... what am I supposed to do with it? Peter:
We've put our lives on hold, Jack, taking care of this kid. And now, it's your turn. Jack Holden:
Okay... okay... I'm an actor. I can do a father. Shouldn't be that hard. Michael Kellam:
Goodnight, Jack. Jack Holden:
[as Mary begins to cry]
Wait, what's wrong with her? Peter, Michael Kellam:
[walking back to bed]
Goodnight, Jack
Somebody leaves a baby at the door and you automatically assume it's mine? The baby doesn't look anything like me! I'm bigger... and I've got more hair! Peter:
[reads note that came with Mary]
"Dear Jack, here is our baby. I'm sorry I can't handle this right now..." Jack Holden:
[snatches note from Peter and reads]
S-S-Sylvia?... Stratford! A year and a half... a year and a half ago. I did 'Taming of the Shrew'; she was the Shrew! I did some of my best work in that one... got great reviews! Michael Kellam:
Jack, you're such a jerk. You're always thinking of yourself! I wanna kill you... Peter:
[holds Michael back]
Don't worry, Michael, you won't have to. Jack, I would like to introduce you to your daughter, Mary. Jack Holden:
But... uh... what am I supposed to do with it? Peter:
We've put our lives on hold, Jack, taking care of this kid. And now, it's your turn. Jack Holden:
Okay... okay... I'm an actor. I can do a father. Shouldn't be that hard. Michael Kellam:
Goodnight, Jack. Jack Holden:
[as Mary begins to cry]
Wait, what's wrong with her? Peter, Michael Kellam:
[walking back to bed]
Goodnight, Jack
Full Transcript
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Goodbye
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Nice talking to you It was very illuminating
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He heard the phone call We're dead
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You think Jack's involved in this I don't know
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We gotta talk to Paul Milner
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Why him Because he is involved
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Couldn't you think of somewhere better to hide the drugs
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Hey it was perfect until you insisted that he hold the baby
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All right you're right Michael I'm sorry Where'd you put 'em now
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In the garbage pail under the other dirty diapers Nobody's gonna look for it there
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Movie Summary
Three bachelors find themselves forced to take care of a baby left by one of the guys' girlfriends.
