This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky. It's entitled "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork."...
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Larry:
[teaching a creative-writing class]
This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky. It's entitled "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork."
Male Student #1:
"Pork"?
Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
It's a coffee-table book.
Larry:
"One Hundred Girls I'd Like To..." Hmmm. Chapter One: Kathleen Turner. Chapter Two: Cybill Shepherd. Chapter Three: Suzanne Pleshette. Chapter Four: The Girl in the Taco Commercial. Chapter Five: The Woman in 4B. Chapter Six: The Oriental Laker Girl. Chapter Seven... Mr. Pinsky, this is not literature!
Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
Well, you know, I would put in photographs, a brief character sketch, like a biography, and a nice dust jacket.
Larry:
Mr. Pinsky, what is this?
Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
It's literature. It's a fantasy. My fantasy. Like Melville, this is my great white whale.
Mrs. Hazeltine:
It's whacking material.
Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
Isn't that literature?
Larry:
Mr. Pinsky, how do you associate "Moby Dick" to a list of women you'd like to have sex with?
Male Student #2:
Well, I think it's very brave.
Mrs. Hazeltine:
I think he's vulgar.
Male Student #3:
That's what they said about Twain.
Mrs. Hazeltine:
That's what I'm saying about him.
Male Student #3:
I think you're vulgar.
Mrs. Hazeltine:
I think you're a no-talent little shit.
Mr. Pinsky, Creative Writing Student:
Maybe I should change the title.
Male Student #2:
I like the title!
Larry:
[bell rings]
OK, I'll see you Wednesday, class. Good work today. Remember, a writer writes, always.
[as the students prepare to leave, voices are heard saying "Pinsky, I could do the photographs" and "Hey Pinsky, what about Vanna White?"]
Transcript
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This is a great ending
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I don't have the beginning but this is a great ending
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Story of my life I always have great endings and no beginnings
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That's not good for a writer is it
Clip duration: 15 seconds
Views: 379
Timestamp in movie: 01h 12m 12s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, thriller
Summary: A bitter ex-husband wants his former spouse dead. A put-upon momma's boy wants his mother dead. Who will pull it off?
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00:06 His guts oozed nice like a melted malted
00:15 Dive ' yelled the captain through the thing
00:06 You been on The night was since July
00:07 Because Larry never did
00:19 You were writing a letter No Momma
00:19 Owen Food In a minute Momma
00:24 Your friend had an accident He's dead
00:26 Holy shit What a dream I was having
00:06 The night The night was dry yet it was raining
00:08 He called her a very bad name
00:10 I don't know
00:08 Do you say The night was humid or The night was moist
00:34 I think I can I know I can
00:12 He's trying to kill me
00:05 One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper
00:06 Good work today Remember a writer writes always
00:22 Next is Murder at my Friend Harry's by Owen Lift
00:05 I can't breathe Because I'm choking you you moron
00:29 Sighs Owen get it through your thick head
00:09 I'm getting the hell outta here