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Tipper Sommore:
[they are talking in a gay and transvestite bar]
You really think he's straight? Emma Grashun:
I mean, he acts and he looks straight, girl. Rachel Slurr:
There's such a thing called as a straight-acting gay man, I mean, look around... not here. Emma Grashun:
If he ain't straight, I think he's one of those bisexual kind of guys. Rachel Slurr:
Oh, honey, you unicorns and leprechauns are the only people that believe in bisexual man. Tipper Sommore:
Have you ever noticed that these "self proclaimed" bi-guys are never looking for women? First it was curious, then bi-curious, then it was metro-sexual. I'm sorry, but if you wax your eyebrows, you know the words to "Wicked" and you sucked it: you are gay
[they are talking in a gay and transvestite bar]
You really think he's straight? Emma Grashun:
I mean, he acts and he looks straight, girl. Rachel Slurr:
There's such a thing called as a straight-acting gay man, I mean, look around... not here. Emma Grashun:
If he ain't straight, I think he's one of those bisexual kind of guys. Rachel Slurr:
Oh, honey, you unicorns and leprechauns are the only people that believe in bisexual man. Tipper Sommore:
Have you ever noticed that these "self proclaimed" bi-guys are never looking for women? First it was curious, then bi-curious, then it was metro-sexual. I'm sorry, but if you wax your eyebrows, you know the words to "Wicked" and you sucked it: you are gay
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You really think he's straight?
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I mean, he acts and
he looks straight, girl.
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There's such a thing called
as a straight-acting gay man.
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I mean, look around.
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Not here, but like, they're
all muscle queens, never mind.
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Well, if he ain't straight,
I think he's one of those
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bisexual type of guys,
you know what I'm saying?
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Oh honey, you, unicorns,
and leprechauns
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are the only people that
believe in bisexual men.
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Exactly.
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I don't believe
in that either.
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Have you ever noticed that
these self-proclaimed bi-guys
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are never looking
for women?
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Have you noticed that?
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Oh bi now, gay later.
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First he was curious.
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Then bi-curious.
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Exactly! Then it
was metro-sexual.
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I'm sorry, but if you wax your
eyebrows, you know the words
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to Wicked, and you suck dick,
you are gay.
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Not metro-sexual, gay!
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Homosexual, alternative
lifestyle representative.
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Bitches, be proud of it.
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Okay, Miss Tipper,
so what does that make us?
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Let's see...female qualities
and characteristics,
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male genitalia,
straight male mentality,
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black girl attitude,
celebrity fashion sense,
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warrior facade,
matriarch disposition,
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and unparalleled exquisiteness.
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Isn't it obvious?
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We're the solution.
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Solution to what?
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Emma's still a dude in
a dress with man problems.
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Bitch, eat me raw.
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Con queso cabrona.
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So what are we
the solution to?
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Haven't you heard
the story of Eva?
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Gabor?
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No ma'am, let me tell you,
it's all God stuff.
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You know, first he created
the earth, the moon, the light,
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all that good stuff;
and then creates man.
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And he calls him Adam.
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Then, knowing that man is
going to be too preoccupied
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playing with his ding-a-ling
by himself --
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Did you give her coke again?
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Really bitch? Let me
tell you about God!
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Movie Summary
A group of transsexuals are violently bashed and left for dead. The surviving ladies regain consciousness, confidence, and courage ready to seek out revenge on the ones who attacked them.
