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Tig Notaro: Drawn

I can't have tea." And she was like,"Oh, my God." And she said,"I'm going to Boston "to...

I can't have tea." And she was like,
"Oh, my God." And she said,
"I'm going to Boston "to get married
this weekend

Full Transcript

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I can't have tea."
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And she was like, "Oh, my God."
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And she said, "I'm going to Boston
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"to get married this weekend.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:45
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, animation
Production
A Very Good Production,Six Point Harness,HBO

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Movie Summary

This hour-long special blends Notaro’s signature voice and storytelling with a variety of artistic styles as she recounts a hospital bed proposal, a high school talent show gone awry, the repercussions of a dental procedure, unintentionally blowing off fellow comedian Jenny Slate, a road trip with Dolly Parton, and more.
I will check back in with you when I'm back." - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:12
I will check back in with you when I'm back."
She gets back to town, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:27
She gets back to town,
Sorry for the inconvenience." - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:08
Sorry for the inconvenience."
I mean, okay, I'm sure there were, like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:17
I mean, okay, I'm sure there were, like,
And now every ti--I'm like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:10
And now every ti--I'm like,
"We will have our tea, but I just gotta - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:08
"We will have our tea, but I just gotta
And I was like, "Oh... - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:04
And I was like, "Oh...
"Jenny, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:19
"Jenny,
Okay, I come through all of this, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:11
Okay, I come through all of this,
Somebody had sent me a huge bouquet of balloons. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:04
Somebody had sent me a huge bouquet of balloons.
You know, those just, like, 20 balloons kind of bouquet, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
You know, those just, like, 20 balloons kind of bouquet,
It was like "Get well," - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:19
It was like "Get well,"
And, um--and I was just barely able to move at this point. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:06
And, um--and I was just barely able to move at this point.
And I told Jenny, I said, "You know, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:19
And I told Jenny, I said, "You know,
'I--I have cancer, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:09
'I--I have cancer,
Let's shove these out of the window." - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:06
Let's shove these out of the window."
I'm like-- [breathing heavily] - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
I'm like-- [breathing heavily]
We're, like, getting it across the room. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:04
We're, like, getting it across the room.
And--and we push all these balloons - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:08
And--and we push all these balloons
And out they went, and it was this really - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:09
And out they went, and it was this really