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Tig Notaro: Drawn

I don't wantto be bitten by a spider 'cause God knows Jenny Slateis gonna wanna have tea

I don't want
to be bitten by a spider 'cause God knows Jenny Slate
is gonna wanna have tea

Full Transcript

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I don't want to be bitten by a spider
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'cause God knows Jenny Slate is gonna wanna have tea.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:47
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, animation
Production
A Very Good Production,Six Point Harness,HBO

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Movie Summary

This hour-long special blends Notaro’s signature voice and storytelling with a variety of artistic styles as she recounts a hospital bed proposal, a high school talent show gone awry, the repercussions of a dental procedure, unintentionally blowing off fellow comedian Jenny Slate, a road trip with Dolly Parton, and more.
[cheers and applause] - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:06
[cheers and applause]
[sighs] - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
[sighs]
[rock music] And, um, like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
[rock music] And, um, like,
I just--to this day, I still just really enjoy him. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
I just--to this day, I still just really enjoy him.
Any time he played guitar, I was just like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
Any time he played guitar, I was just like,
And I would be outside just juggling the soccer ball - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:08
And I would be outside just juggling the soccer ball
And there was--there was woods right by my house. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
And there was--there was woods right by my house.
I would make up that Eddie Van Halen - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:22
I would make up that Eddie Van Halen
And just in my head, he was like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:12
And just in my head, he was like,
Driving along, and Eddie was just like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:18
Driving along, and Eddie was just like,
"We need to pull off the route here - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:15
"We need to pull off the route here
I never looked 'cause I didn't wanna scare him away. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
I never looked 'cause I didn't wanna scare him awa...
I know you think I'm great." - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:32
I know you think I'm great."
[crickets chirping] - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:09
[crickets chirping]
I was thinking about my life - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:10
I was thinking about my life
That is what gets me through, is being cool. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
That is what gets me through, is being cool.
I smoked from the time I was, like, four - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
I smoked from the time I was, like, four
And I kind of had this total Fonzarelli vibe about me. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:06
And I kind of had this total Fonzarelli vibe about me.
But as a kid, in many times in my life, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:16
But as a kid, in many times in my life,
My friend lived on a farm, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:10
My friend lived on a farm,