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Tig Notaro: Drawn

I would make up thatEddie Van Halen heard I was outjuggling the soccer ball and, uh, would...

I would make up that
Eddie Van Halen heard I was out
juggling the soccer ball and, uh, would just appear
out of the woods, not to where
I could totally see him, but he'd lean against a tree

Full Transcript

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I would make up that Eddie Van Halen
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heard I was out juggling the soccer ball
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and, uh,
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would just appear out of the woods,
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not to where I could totally see him,
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but he'd lean against a tree.
Duration
22 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:34
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, animation
Production
A Very Good Production,Six Point Harness,HBO

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Movie Summary

This hour-long special blends Notaro’s signature voice and storytelling with a variety of artistic styles as she recounts a hospital bed proposal, a high school talent show gone awry, the repercussions of a dental procedure, unintentionally blowing off fellow comedian Jenny Slate, a road trip with Dolly Parton, and more.
And just in my head, he was like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:12
And just in my head, he was like,
Driving along, and Eddie was just like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:18
Driving along, and Eddie was just like,
"We need to pull off the route here - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:15
"We need to pull off the route here
I never looked 'cause I didn't wanna scare him away. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
I never looked 'cause I didn't wanna scare him awa...
I know you think I'm great." - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:32
I know you think I'm great."
[crickets chirping] - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:09
[crickets chirping]
I was thinking about my life - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:10
I was thinking about my life
That is what gets me through, is being cool. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
That is what gets me through, is being cool.
I smoked from the time I was, like, four - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
I smoked from the time I was, like, four
And I kind of had this total Fonzarelli vibe about me. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:06
And I kind of had this total Fonzarelli vibe about me.
But as a kid, in many times in my life, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:16
But as a kid, in many times in my life,
My friend lived on a farm, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:10
My friend lived on a farm,
"If I'm not doing it at your place, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:16
"If I'm not doing it at your place,
It's not that hard. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
It's not that hard.
Yeah, I'll be over to ride motorcycles - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
Yeah, I'll be over to ride motorcycles
I got over to her house, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:08
I got over to her house,
And in my head, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:27
And in my head,
And you know that reckless, horrible feeling - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:11
And you know that reckless, horrible feeling
And I was in so much pain. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
And I was in so much pain.
But I was so cool - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:11
But I was so cool