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Tig Notaro: Drawn

"I don't have timeto use a toilet." I am riding motorcycles through pastures-- horseshoe...

[shimmering tone] "I don't have time
to use a toilet." I am riding motorcycles through pastures-- horseshoe of urine

Full Transcript

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"I don't have time to use a toilet."
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I am riding motorcycles
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through pastures--
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horseshoe of urine.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:00
Uploaded
May 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, animation
Production
A Very Good Production,Six Point Harness,HBO

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Movie Summary

This hour-long special blends Notaro’s signature voice and storytelling with a variety of artistic styles as she recounts a hospital bed proposal, a high school talent show gone awry, the repercussions of a dental procedure, unintentionally blowing off fellow comedian Jenny Slate, a road trip with Dolly Parton, and more.
Really, I-- the world was my toilet. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
Really, I-- the world was my toilet.
A bed? Sure. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
A bed? Sure.
A friend spent the night. I woke up. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:04
A friend spent the night. I woke up.
They were covered in my urine, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
They were covered in my urine,
I woke up my friend. I was like, "I am so sorry. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
I woke up my friend. I was like, "I am so sorry.
This is gross. This is gross." - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:12
This is gross. This is gross."
[guitar strumming] - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:13
[guitar strumming]
And there was a talent show, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:08
And there was a talent show,
And, uh, I was like, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
And, uh, I was like,
So we rehearsed, I guess, one time at her house, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:09
So we rehearsed, I guess, one time at her house,
I don't imagine it went that well - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:17
I don't imagine it went that well
I was just Eddie Van Halen. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:05
I was just Eddie Van Halen.
About three strums in, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:09
About three strums in,
There was even a guitar solo I was supposed to go into, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
There was even a guitar solo I was supposed to go into,
So at the talent show, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:16
So at the talent show,
For four minutes. - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:04
For four minutes.
It went absolutely nowhere, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:10
It went absolutely nowhere,
I'll just stand here while you finish out the song." - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:04
I'll just stand here while you finish out the song.&quo...
Just a guitar - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
Just a guitar
I mean, I'm sure it went around my back, - Tig Notaro: Drawn 00:07
I mean, I'm sure it went around my back,