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�� A singer is a bard ♪ A sword is a sword ♪ 'Tis how I got my name ♪ The Bard Sword ♪♪ ♪ Forced to perform ♪ Forever bored ♪ And wishing to be
a killing sword ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I want to taste
blood and flesh ♪ ♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪ ♪ Blood and flesh,
slaughter them all ♪ ♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪ No, no, no.
This is not a nice song
a killing sword ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I want to taste
blood and flesh ♪ ♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪ ♪ Blood and flesh,
slaughter them all ♪ ♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪ No, no, no.
This is not a nice song
Full Transcript
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♪ A singer is a bard
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♪ A sword is a sword
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♪ 'Tis how I got my name
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♪ The Bard Sword
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♪♪
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♪ Forced to perform
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♪ Forever bored
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♪ And wishing to be
a killing sword ♪
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♪♪
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♪ I want to taste
blood and flesh ♪
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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪
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♪ Blood and flesh,
slaughter them all ♪
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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪
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No, no, no.
This is not a nice song.
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Movie Summary
In this gory spoof of the medieval fantasy genre, berserker Tigtone and his trusty sidekick Helpy, a strange creature with the power of regeneration which Tigtone always (ab)uses, go on epic quests in a macabre medieval kingdom.