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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

And… And I've never gotten one ticket.I've been pulled over four or five times

And… And I've never gotten one ticket.
I've been pulled over four or five times

Full Transcript

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And I've never gotten one ticket. I've been pulled over four or five times.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:46
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly what to say - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly wha...
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your license and registration. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your licens...
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh...
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
[audience laughing]
It's important to connect. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's important to connect.
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna be fun. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna b...
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a snow day." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a ...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's cool. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's c...
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the ocean. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the oc...
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can't even get back - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:16
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can�...
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last two years. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last ...
They checked in, they followed up, they touched base, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
They checked in, they followed up, they touched base,
-That's all they did. -[cheering and applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:31
-That's all they did. -[cheering and applause]
What's Beauty and the Beast… What's Beauty and the Beast even about? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
What's Beauty and the Beast… What's Beauty and the...
[surprised laughter] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:18
[surprised laughter]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughs]
The junkie couple doesn't bother anybody. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
The junkie couple doesn't bother anybody.