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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

♪ We wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a… ♪ But she's not sensitive

[audience continues laughing] ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a… ♪ But she's not sensitive

Full Transcript

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[audience continues laughing]
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♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a… ♪
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But she's not sensitive.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:55
Uploaded
Apr 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
She said to me, she's like, "Is that joke about me...
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
People think the American economy is powered by war. Perhaps...
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's cruises. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Some people think it'll be Bitcoin. I think it's c...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
The Grand Princess cruise. The first time you heard about Covid. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
The Grand Princess cruise. The first time you heard about Co...
There was an outbreak. People were fighting over water. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
There was an outbreak. People were fighting over water.
They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
They were shitting on the deck. Dying in their bunk.
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know you could do that. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
We wouldn't even let it dock. I didn't even know y...
People from Miami were just walking outside, going… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
People from Miami were just walking outside, going…
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
They sold out a year in advance. Because you know Americans.
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they're going… [chuckles] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
They're watching those bodies stack up, and they'r...
I took one cruise. I could have been a personal trainer on this boat. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I took one cruise. I could have been a personal trainer on t...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
[audience laughing]
I went, "What the fuck is this?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
I went, "What the fuck is this?"
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let the people out. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's the most embarrassing thing. They dock. They let t...
These islands are like third-world hellscapes. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
These islands are like third-world hellscapes.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90% - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
But then to get to that, they gotta take you through the 90%
They put you on a golf cart and they're like, "Where are you from?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
They put you on a golf cart and they're like, "Whe...