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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

There was a big flood in Houstona few years ago, and Joel Osteen would not let anyof...

[audience laughing] There was a big flood in Houston
a few years ago, and Joel Osteen would not let any
of those flood victims in his churches, and people were very angry at him

Full Transcript

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There was a big flood in Houston a few years ago,
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and Joel Osteen would not let any of those flood victims in his churches,
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and people were very angry at him.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:38
Uploaded
Apr 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
And I looked on Twitter and I saw that nobody was defending him. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And I looked on Twitter and I saw that nobody was defending ...
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Write on their wall tomorrow morning. Go, "Do you remember me?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:31
Write on their wall tomorrow morning. Go, "Do you remem...
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That's their whole rationale for existing. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
That's their whole rationale for existing.
"No symptoms? Negative test?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
"No symptoms? Negative test?"
I rooted for every variant… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
I rooted for every variant…
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You've never been out at a bar with a guy, and went, "This guy is amazing." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:30
You've never been out at a bar with a guy, and went, &q...
Ethiopia has a cuisine and no food. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
Ethiopia has a cuisine and no food.
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Cigarette's ash in a seashell, sangria made at 11:00 a.m. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Cigarette's ash in a seashell, sangria made at 11:00 a....
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
If they're over 40, they look exactly like me.