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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

"Hey, Mr. Morris, how are you? Yeah." "I'm Todd's English teacher." "Yeah, he's doing...

[audience laughing] "Hey, Mr. Morris, how are you? Yeah." "I'm Todd's English teacher." "Yeah, he's doing great.
No, no problems. He's doing great." "He is very close
with another boy, though." "They laugh a lot.
They take the bus together." "Oh, that's his brother!" "Okay. No, nothing, nothing. Ah…" [audience laughing] "Nothing at all.
How are you? Are you good?" [chuckles] "Yeah, I'm just checking up on everybody." [audience laughing] I would call. I'd give it no context

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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"Hey, Mr. Morris, how are you? Yeah."
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"I'm Todd's English teacher."
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"Yeah, he's doing great. No, no problems. He's doing great."
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"He is very close with another boy, though."
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"They laugh a lot. They take the bus together."
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"Oh, that's his brother!"
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"Okay. No, nothing, nothing. Ah…"
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[audience laughing]
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"Nothing at all. How are you? Are you good?" [chuckles]
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"Yeah, I'm just checking up on everybody."
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[audience laughing]
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I would call. I'd give it no context.
Duration
35 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:16
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
"Hey, Mrs. Miller." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
"Hey, Mrs. Miller."
It also makes teachers look horrible, you know? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It also makes teachers look horrible, you know?
"I watched your son jerk off with his friend. I think they're gay." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:22
"I watched your son jerk off with his friend. I think t...
They take mental-health breaks. They do. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
They take mental-health breaks. They do.
They go, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:15
They go,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:30
[audience laughing]
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs]
You have never sat next to an in-shape, ripped, hot athlete - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:18
You have never sat next to an in-shape, ripped, hot athlete
[audience chuckling] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience chuckling]
I-I-I-I sold it. I let the community down. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I-I-I-I sold it. I let the community down.
You remember the big push with GameStop and AMC? - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
You remember the big push with GameStop and AMC?
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughs]
My mother used to buy me and my father single shares of stock for Christmas. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
My mother used to buy me and my father single shares of stoc...
She'd give us, like, a share of ExxonMobil - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
She'd give us, like, a share of ExxonMobil
Then we'd go to McDonald's, and she's like, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:22
Then we'd go to McDonald's, and she's like,
He called me. He's like, "What is this?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:39
He called me. He's like, "What is this?"
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
I know that because Justin Bieber just paid $1.2 million
Every now and then, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Every now and then,
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, coughing. [coughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
And there's a guy coming out of the mines, you know, co...