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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

The kids are like,"I wanna go to Disney World!" And you're like,"I've explained this to...

Tim Dillon: A Real Hero • 2022

[audience laughing] The kids are like,
"I wanna go to Disney World!" And you're like,
"I've explained this to you nine fucking times." "Can you get this through your bald head?" [audience laughing] "Disney World is closed." "Why? Why is it closed?" "Because there's a sickness." "I have a sickness." [sighs] [audience laughing] "But yours isn't trending." [laughs] "Yeah." "No one cares about yours!" [surprised reactions] "Well, is there anything open?
Is there anywhere we can go?" "Yes, get in the car. We're gonna go see
Candice Owens. Get in the car!" "We're going to an Open America Up rally
with Candice Owens." I got vaccinated in a CVS

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]

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The kids are like, "I wanna go to Disney World!"

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And you're like, "I've explained this to you

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nine fucking times."

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"Can you get this through your bald head?"

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[audience laughing]

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"Disney World is closed."

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"Why? Why is it closed?"

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"Because there's a sickness."

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"I have a sickness."

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[sighs]

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[audience laughing]

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"But yours isn't trending."

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[laughs]

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"Yeah."

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"No one cares about yours!"

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[surprised reactions]

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"Well, is there anything open? Is there anywhere we can go?"

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"Yes, get in the car. We're gonna go see Candice Owens. Get in the car!"

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"We're going to an Open America Up rally with Candice Owens."

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I got vaccinated in a CVS.

Duration

56 seconds

Views

42

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:09

Uploaded

Apr 27, 2025

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.