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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

It's like, "We get it.You don't fuck. It's fine." --"It's fine."

[audience laughing] It's like, "We get it.
You don't fuck. It's fine." -[audience laughs]
-"It's fine."

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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It's like, "We get it. You don't fuck. It's fine."
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-[audience laughs] -"It's fine."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:55
Uploaded
Apr 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
And if you don't have kids, stay the fuck out of Disney World. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And if you don't have kids, stay the fuck out of Disney...
It's designed for fucking kids. Well, not fucking… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
It's designed for fucking kids. Well, not fucking…
But also, there's an argument about that, but here's the point. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
But also, there's an argument about that, but here'...
If you're a reasonably intelligent adult, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:21
If you're a reasonably intelligent adult,
If it was, our country would have bombed it years ago. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
If it was, our country would have bombed it years ago.
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
Lit cigarette to scrotum, just… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:14
Lit cigarette to scrotum, just…
They ruined my first trip to Disney World trying to save their loveless marriage. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
They ruined my first trip to Disney World trying to save the...
My father said to my mother on the plane, loudly so people could hear, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:29
My father said to my mother on the plane, loudly so people c...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]
I do feel bad for the Make-A-Wish kids - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
I do feel bad for the Make-A-Wish kids
I also feel bad for their parents - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
I also feel bad for their parents
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:56
[audience laughing]
And the woman who did it goes, "Why don't you hang out for 15 minutes?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:33
And the woman who did it goes, "Why don't you hang...
Let me die in a Dairy Queen drive-through, trying to grab a Blizzard. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
Let me die in a Dairy Queen drive-through, trying to grab a ...
The news was like, "Covid's a holocaust of fat people." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
The news was like, "Covid's a holocaust of fat peo...
Everybody in LA that was fat and had money, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Everybody in LA that was fat and had money,
"Let's go." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
"Let's go."
I got it after I was vaccinated - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
I got it after I was vaccinated
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
-[chuckles] -[audience laughs]