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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

Just to give you an idea

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Just to give you an idea.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:39
Uploaded
Apr 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
All they care about is barbecue. It's embarrassing. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
All they care about is barbecue. It's embarrassing.
And you never feel like a fatter piece of shit - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
And you never feel like a fatter piece of shit
A woman's like, "How many pounds of pork do you want?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
A woman's like, "How many pounds of pork do you wa...
I'm like, "God damn it." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
I'm like, "God damn it."
I'm like, "I should share this, but it's America." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:20
I'm like, "I should share this, but it's Amer...
And… - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
And…
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly what to say - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
I've never gotten one ticket because I know exactly wha...
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your license and registration. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
When they pull you over, they don't ask for your licens...
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
Like, one guy pulled me over. He goes, "California, huh...
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
I'm like, "You know what I'm doing here, sir?...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:27
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It's important to connect. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
It's important to connect.
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna be fun. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
When this pandemic started, everybody thought it was gonna b...
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a snow day." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:09
Everybody had pajamas on. They were like, "It's a ...
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:19
[audience laughs]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
[audience laughing]
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's cool. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
She's very progressive, very far out, but that's c...
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the ocean. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
But I look at politics now like I look at swimming in the oc...
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can't even get back - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:16
If you're too far out, I'm like, "They can�...
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last two years. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
And nobody was affected less than consultants over the last ...