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Tim Dillon: A Real Hero

"I hope the gnarled handgiving me that quesadilla shares my values." "Does that bearded...

[audience laughing] "I hope the gnarled hand
giving me that quesadilla shares my values." "Does that bearded woman with an eye patch
feel the same way I do about Israel?" [audience laughing] "If not, I'm throwing this sandwich
on the floor." [audience chuckling] There's only one political question that is appropriate
when it comes to fast food

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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"I hope the gnarled hand giving me that quesadilla
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shares my values."
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"Does that bearded woman with an eye patch feel the same way I do about Israel?"
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[audience laughing]
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"If not, I'm throwing this sandwich on the floor."
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[audience chuckling]
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There's only one political question
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that is appropriate when it comes to fast food.
Duration
25 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:26
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.
"Is the sauce in the bag?" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
"Is the sauce in the bag?"
[cheering and applause] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[cheering and applause]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
The window opens. You're like, "It wasn't really six mil--" - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:10
The window opens. You're like, "It wasn't rea...
[audience chuckling] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience chuckling]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
But it's not false advertising - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:11
But it's not false advertising
[audience laughing and applauding] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:08
[audience laughing and applauding]
They call you up. "What'd you have for dinner tonight? Papa's? Okay." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
They call you up. "What'd you have for dinner toni...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughing]
If you heard what they were saying at Little Caesars, - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:12
If you heard what they were saying at Little Caesars,
I ate in Little Caesars once. I threw up blood for 48 hours. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
I ate in Little Caesars once. I threw up blood for 48 hours.
Little Caesars markets their food directly to the homeless. It's a fact. - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
Little Caesars markets their food directly to the homeless. ...
They're like, "Little Caesars. If you're in the area, we have hot food." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
They're like, "Little Caesars. If you're in t...
What CEO was like, "Just let 'em know it's hot." - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:13
What CEO was like, "Just let 'em know it's ho...
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:07
[audience laughing]
[audience laughing and applauding] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:04
[audience laughing and applauding]
[audience cheering] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:06
[audience cheering]
[audience laughs] - Tim Dillon: A Real Hero 00:05
[audience laughs]