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[audience laughs] If you get kicked off Twitter,
people are like, "That guy's a badass." If you tell someone
you can't use Airbnb, they're like, -"What's going on with you?"
-[audience laughing] "Did you leave a fetus in the microwave?" -[audience laughing]
-"Who gets kicked…" I got in a fight
people are like, "That guy's a badass." If you tell someone
you can't use Airbnb, they're like, -"What's going on with you?"
-[audience laughing] "Did you leave a fetus in the microwave?" -[audience laughing]
-"Who gets kicked…" I got in a fight
Full Transcript
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[audience laughs]
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If you get kicked off Twitter,
people are like, "That guy's a badass."
00:00:05.922 --> 00:00:08.633
If you tell someone
you can't use Airbnb, they're like,
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-"What's going on with you?"
-[audience laughing]
00:00:11.928 --> 00:00:14.347
"Did you leave a fetus in the microwave?"
00:00:14.431 --> 00:00:16.516
-[audience laughing]
-"Who gets kicked…"
00:00:17.684 --> 00:00:18.081
I got in a fight.
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Movie Summary
Tim Dillon rants about fast food, living in Texas, Disney adults and the reason no one should be called a hero.